jokes

[Sachinism]

If you're birthday is this month, you know you're parents enjoyed Valentines day

[punjabiplaya]

David cameron has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits. so from next week the forms will only be printed in english. :cantstop:

[punjabiplaya]

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a c*ck like that."

[punjabiplaya]

Just when you think you knew all the text abrieviations possible, then there's these: (_!_) regular ass (__!__) fat ass (!) tight ass (_*_) sore ass (_o_) well used ass (_e=mc2_) smart ass and my personal favourite, (_x_) kiss my ass!!

[punjabiplaya]

Paddy & Mick in the jungle see a woman's head sticking out of a crocodiles mouth... Paddy says to Mick look at that posh git in her lacoste sleeping bag...!!!!!

[Gunner_Mania]

Just when you think you knew all the text abrieviations possible, then there's these: (_!_) regular ass (__!__) fat ass (!) tight ass (_*_) sore ass (_o_) well used ass (_e=mc2_) smart ass and my personal favourite, (_x_) kiss my ass!!

:cantstop:

[Sid]

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a c*ck like that."

:hysterical::hysterical:

[punjabiplaya]

scientists have discovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain intelligent dna. unfortunately over 90% of them will spit it out.

[Laaloo]

Just when you think you knew all the text abrieviations possible, then there's these: (_!_) regular ass (__!__) fat ass (!) tight ass (_*_) sore ass (_o_) well used ass (_e=mc2_) smart ass and my personal favourite, (_x_) kiss my ass!!

:cantstop:

[punjabiplaya]

A teacher asks her pupils 2 name some common medicines n wht they r used 4. The 1st pupil says PANADOL Its use 4 headache. 2nd VALIUM it helps u sleep. 3rd pupil says VIAGRA I think it is used 4 diarrhea" teacher sayswho told u this? Nobody, but every night my mum tells my dad "Take a VIAGRA mayb that little sh*t will get hard

[punjabiplaya]

1 - Little Miss Muffet w*nked on a tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm. Along came a n*gger, who's c*ck was much bigger & did her some permanent harm. 2 - Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your garden grow? I live in a flat, you stupid tw*t, how the ***** would I know?. 3 - Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white & whispy, along came foot n mouth disease & now its black & crispy.. 4 - Jack & Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jill's f*nny. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*ck because Jill's a pre-op tranny.

[punjabiplaya]

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?""I couldn't even get on the fecking bed

[punjabiplaya]

I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my Dads old shotgun. Peter Jones said "And what's your idea?" I replied "It's a simple concept Peter, just put the money in the fecking bag!"

[Sachinism]

If God had just taken out a few more ribs, Adam wouldn't have needed a woman at all.

[kooljatt]

:cantstop:

I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my Dads old shotgun. Peter Jones said "And what's your idea?" I replied "It's a simple concept Peter' date=' just put the money in the fecking bag!"[/quote']

[Holysmoke]

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar". The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

[Shane]

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar". The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

:cantstop:

[Gunner_Mania]

I went on Dragons Den the other night and showed them my Dads old shotgun. Peter Jones said "And what's your idea?" I replied "It's a simple concept Peter' date=' just put the money in the fecking bag!"[/quote'] :cantstop:

[punjabi_khota]

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar". The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Dark Warrior]

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar". The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

haha :haha::haha: