Sachin=GOD Posted November 29, 2010 Posted November 29, 2010 A sardar and a tiger walk into a bar. sardar 'Do you serve paki's ?' Barman 'Of course, we're not racist'. 'Great,a pint for me and a paki for the tiger! :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted November 29, 2010 Author Posted November 29, 2010 Whenever I'm giving my girlfriend anal, her ass makes a loud squeaky sound. Turns out it's just her ringtone.
punjabiplaya Posted November 29, 2010 Author Posted November 29, 2010 Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke, it had all the ingredients of a good joke : starving n*ggers,pakis death, tears and suffering; but i didnt understand the punchline..... something about £2 a month.
punjabiplaya Posted November 29, 2010 Author Posted November 29, 2010 The pope was asked by FHM magazine which grooming products he uses, he replied 'wine gums and smarties usually work well'
gaurav92 Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 A sardar and a tiger walk into a bar. sardar 'Do you serve paki's ?' Barman 'Of course, we're not racist'. 'Great,a pint for me and a paki for the tiger! :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted November 30, 2010 Posted November 30, 2010 A sardar and a tiger walk into a bar. sardar 'Do you serve paki's ?' Barman 'Of course, we're not racist'. 'Great,a pint for me and a paki for the tiger! :hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::cantstop:
punjabiplaya Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 NEW FROM ANDREX! lahores own Toilet Paper. Not only is there a picture of a paki on every sheet, but everytime you wipe your ****, you get to colour him in!
punjabiplaya Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 My wife kicked me out because she caught me measuring my c*ck!! It turns out that it just reaches the back of her sisters throat. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 A 13 year old boy came home all happy, so his mum asked him, "what did u learn in school today?" "Oh, I had sex with my teacher", he replied. The mother began to scream and yell. She sent him to his room until his father returned. When he got back, the mother sent him to talk to his son. He asked his son what happened in school, so his son told him. The dad responded, "Son, I'm so proud of u! I'm going to get that bicycle you've wanted." They go out and buy the bicycle and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home. So his son replied "Nah dad, my bum is still sore."
punjabiplaya Posted November 30, 2010 Author Posted November 30, 2010 Went to audition for a part in 'Oliver!' last week. It went really well, but an asian guy got the part just so they could fill their equal opportunities quota. I asked the director why, and he said 'You've got to pick a paki or two! :hysterical:
Guest Shivani Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 Failed my Politics exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world". Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :two_thumbs_up:
Sid Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 A 13 year old boy came home all happy, so his mum asked him, "what did u learn in school today?" "Oh, I had sex with my teacher", he replied. The mother began to scream and yell. She sent him to his room until his father returned. When he got back, the mother sent him to talk to his son. He asked his son what happened in school, so his son told him. The dad responded, "Son, I'm so proud of u! I'm going to get that bicycle you've wanted." They go out and buy the bicycle and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home. So his son replied "Nah dad, my bum is still sore." :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted December 1, 2010 Author Posted December 1, 2010 A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis... The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger. Peter asks the girl to dip the finger into the holy water. The next girl says she once fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water. Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front. 'Jenny, what's the rush?' asks Peter. She replies 'I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her ass in it' :haha:
EnterTheVoid Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis... The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger. Peter asks the girl to dip the finger into the holy water. The next girl says she once fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water. Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front. 'Jenny, what's the rush?' asks Peter. She replies 'I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her ass in it' :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis... The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger. Peter asks the girl to dip the finger into the holy water. The next girl says she once fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water. Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front. 'Jenny, what's the rush?' asks Peter. She replies 'I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her ass in it' :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachinism Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 I feel sorry for my neighbours 4 year old son as he's colour blind. On the other hand it's been fun hitting him in the face with yellow snow balls ---- "The founder of Wikileaks should be hunted down just like Al Qaeda, according to Sarah Palin" So that would be unsuccessfully then?
Sachinism Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 I've told the police where WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is hiding. Well, I'm sure he would've done the same thing for anyone else.
punjabiplaya Posted December 2, 2010 Author Posted December 2, 2010 the wife has done nothing but look through the window since it started snowing. Do you think I should let her in ?
punjabiplaya Posted December 2, 2010 Author Posted December 2, 2010 Apparently, 6 million africans and pakis will die as a result of global warming. on a more serious note, some feckers knocked the head off my snowman!!
Laaloo Posted December 2, 2010 Posted December 2, 2010 A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter asks the girls whether they have ever had any contact with a penis... The first girl giggles and says she once touched the tip of one with her finger. Peter asks the girl to dip the finger into the holy water. The next girl says she once fondled one, so sticks her hand in the holy water. Suddenly there is a commotion and one girl pushes to the front. 'Jenny, what's the rush?' asks Peter. She replies 'I want to gargle that holy water before Kathy sticks her ass in it' :haha: :cantstop:
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