Aqua Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 thanks gaurav.. :) well, no, i'm not one for cat fights..
Jadoo Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" "But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha. "Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"
flamy Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 thanks gaurav.. :) well, no, i'm not one for cat fights.. :hitler:
Zelig Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 thanks gaurav.. :) well, no, i'm not one for cat fights.. Good girl:nice:
Jadoo Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question. But this time..... Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time! Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time.
dev.goswami Posted February 8, 2010 Author Posted February 8, 2010 Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always had a standard response to the first question. But this time..... Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time! Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time. MEGA-AWESOME :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :cantstop:
dev.goswami Posted February 8, 2010 Author Posted February 8, 2010 Once India and Pakistan were at war. At one border outpost there was an army of soldiers commanded by Santa Singh on the Indian side and an army commanded by Banta Khan on the other side. Santa getting an idea in his head suddenly yells out: "Oye Afzal Khan oye" A random soldier from the Pakistani side stands up and yells out: "Jee janab" DISHQIYAUN..and hes dead After some time Santa again yells out another random name: "Oye Faisal Khan oye" Again a random soldier gets up and yells out: "Jee janaB" DISHQIYAUN...same result This goes on for quite a while and it takes Banta 10 dead soldiers to realize whats is happening and orders his soldiers not to respond anymore. Wanting revenge he yells out: Oye Santa Singh oye" No response from the Indian side. After a while santa yells out: "Kaun bulaya be?" Banta stands up and yells out: "Main bulaya" DISHQIYAUN...and the Pakistani officer as always not using his heads helps India win one more War. :)
Jadoo Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, White, or Brown?" "Brown, Please." "Would you like Indian or Pakistani?" This question confused the man ... and he replied, "What has the nationality got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Pakistani one blows itself up!"
Jadoo Posted February 8, 2010 Posted February 8, 2010 Paki husband & wife come out of divorce court, woman starts crying, husband puts arm around her and says: "don't worry honey, we're still cousins."
gaurav92 Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, White, or Brown?" "Brown, Please." "Would you like Indian or Pakistani?" This question confused the man ... and he replied, "What has the nationality got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Pakistani one blows itself up!" :cantstop:
Dark Warrior Posted February 9, 2010 Posted February 9, 2010 Paki husband & wife come out of divorce court' date=' woman starts crying, husband puts arm around her and says: "don't worry honey, we're still cousins."[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
dev.goswami Posted February 9, 2010 Author Posted February 9, 2010 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, White, or Brown?" "Brown, Please." "Would you like Indian or Pakistani?" This question confused the man ... and he replied, "What has the nationality got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Pakistani one blows itself up!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::cantstop:
flamy Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, White, or Brown?" "Brown, Please." "Would you like Indian or Pakistani?" This question confused the man ... and he replied, "What has the nationality got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Pakistani one blows itself up!" :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::cantstop::cantstop:
Guest Gunner Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll. "Would you like male or female?" "Female, please." "Would you like Black, White, or Brown?" "Brown, Please." "Would you like Indian or Pakistani?" This question confused the man ... and he replied, "What has the nationality got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!" "Well," explained the assistant, "The Pakistani one blows itself up!" Paki husband & wife come out of divorce court' date=' woman starts crying, husband puts arm around her and says: "don't worry honey, we're still cousins."[/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Riley's Girl Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 Finally we have some quality jokes around. :two_thumbs_up:
Clarke Posted February 10, 2010 Posted February 10, 2010 When in doubt look at your neighborhood. China teaches us, how far ahead we can go, Pakistan teaches us how far ahead we have arrived :winky:
dev.goswami Posted February 11, 2010 Author Posted February 11, 2010 When in doubt look at your neighborhood. China teaches us' date=' how far ahead we can go, Pakistan teaches us how far ahead we have arrived :winky:[/quote'] waah-waah waah-waah :haha: :hatsoff:
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