The J&J Index

[Mr. Wicket]

Created by Professor Outsider and Mr. Wicket Top 10: Shahid Afridi Kamran Akmal Harbhajan Singh Kevinder Pietersen Matt Prior Peter Siddle Morne Morkel Shoaib Akhtar Shane Watson Graeme Smith Bottom 10 (in decreasing order of J&J-ness): Younis Khan Daniel Vettori Ian Bell + Paul Collingwood (whose contributions together count as a single player) Ross Taylor Mike Hussey Simon Katich Sachin Tendulkar Rahul Dravid VVS Laxman Shivnarine Chanderpaul Thoughts, discussion, comments and random speculation welcome. More light will be thrown on this new ranking system by the creators tomorrow.

[coffee_rules]

Jaahil and Jerks!

[Guest BossBhai]

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[graphic23]

Boss' date=' Wall and Ding-dong in the same list .... my head is about to explode .... :hitler:[/quote'] Who is this Ding-Dong? :hmmm:

[Guest BossBhai]

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[patriot]

A tough one for the architects of the J&J. Which bracket does Veeru belong to out here ? And what about Pwnting ? :potstir:

[punjabi_khota]

Smith in top 10 ? :hmmm:

[sangrock]

Please explain inclusion of Morne Morkel in top 10 J&J list :) I think Ding-Dong and Pal represent the English team in bottom 10!

[sangrock]

Smith in top 10 ? :hmmm:

he is too stubborn - which includes ouster of Micky Mouse as their coach, fight with Klunsner, etc.

[graphic23]

Ding-Dong = Ghanti = Bell = Ian Bell Simple :--D

Nimma medassu ge nanna vandanegalu

[Shane]

The T Twanty Champion Aphraidi No.1! :yay:

[Jersey #10]

ball eater on the top :w00t: Afridi: I was simply correcting the stitching

[Guest Hiten.]

Why are cricketers listed in an index named after a pornstar Jenna Jameson :dontknow:

[Jersey #10]

Why are cricketers listed in an index named after a pornstar Jenna Jameson :dontknow:

In that case Shoaib Akhtar would top the list.

[sangrock]

Why are cricketers listed in an index named after a pornstar Jenna Jameson :dontknow:

:hysterical::hysterical::haha::haha:

[Mr. Wicket]

A tough one for the architects of the J&J. Which bracket does Veeru belong to out here ? And what about Pwnting ? :potstir:

Pwnting would be ranked reasonably high in the J&J Index. A couple of years ago, he would have been a certainty in the top 3. These days he's fallen a bit, but would still rank in the top 20 comfortably. Other fine stars like Pietersen (who had initially been left out, thanks to blue_brigade for highlighting our mistake) and Harbhajan give him lots of competition. Sehwag is at the lower end of the index. Meanwhile, the creators also wish to explain the absence of one Porky With Seasoning from the J&J Index right now. Many complaints are coming in from the Punjabi contingent who feel that Professor Outsider and Mr. Wicket's Anti-Punjabi tendencies have led to Porky With Seasoning being unfairly excluded from the J&J Index. The index will be explained in more depth tomorrow - but please take note all, Porky With Seasoning hasn't spent enough time at the crease lately for his J&Jness to really be measured in any way. (Ten years of seasoning in domestics haven't helped, youngindia!) When he spends more time at the crease and lets us measure his J&Jness more accurately, he will be included. Somewhere.

[Guest DeveGowda]

what is J&J :secret: ?

[Sachinism]

^^ Johnson & Johnson

[Chalks]

Johnson (Mitchell) should be in the top 10 instead of Siddle, surely? Only the likes of Rodney Hogg and Darren Berry hype Siddle up, and no one takes them seriously anyway. :P

[gaurav92]

what is J&J :secret: ?

^^ Johnson & Johnson

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Have the Logo too : Here Coming to the point, DeveGowda See Post #2 :two_thumbs_up: