Zelig Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 I had this weird dream of my grandson:regular_smile: coming up and asking me to describe the following cricketers in one or two words..so here goes my compilation GOD - God Warne - Ball of the century Sehwag - Strike rate MSD - Mr. Cool Dravid - Wall VVS - Very very special Ganguly - Captaincy Harbhajan Singh - Kolkata Kumble - Never say die attitude Munaf Patel - Never say 'I care' attitude Agarkar - This Nehra - Mr. Smile Sreesanth - Absolute team player, never played for records(wickets) LSRK - Mute button Arun Lal - Mute button and animals Ramiz Raja - Had a secret crush on McGrath("I dunno why they call him Pidge. He looks handsome to me."):secret: Daryll cullinan - LSRK's bi@tch Shahid Khan Afridi - Ageless wonder, Moonwalk, ball biter, so on Ponting - whiny lil so and so Michael Clarke - Lara Bingle Andrew Symonds - Monkeygate, fishing Kamran Akmal - Babysitting Inzamam-ul Haq - Potatoes Shoaib Akthar - man b00bs Mohammad Sami - Wides, double wides and no balls Fire yours..:lollypop:
Ultimate_Game Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 Viv Richards - Go and find the ball Srinath - Short and wide outside off Prasad - Fastest spinner ever Miandad - Missing link between humans and monkeys Ajay Jadeja - 96 world cup quarter final Kaif - The nearly man Gavaskar - The man windies couldn't get out Wasim, Waqar, Akhtar, Imran - Phaaast meat eating ball tamperers Afridi - Mr. "No Brain"
Gunner_Mania Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 Viv Richards - Go and find the ball Srinath - Short and wide outside off Prasad - Fastest spinner ever Miandad - Missing link between humans and monkeys Ajay Jadeja - 96 world cup quarter final Kaif - The nearly man Gavaskar - The man windies couldn't get out Wasim, Waqar, Akhtar, Imran - Phaaast meat eating ball tamperers Afridi - Mr. "No Brain" Prasad - cleaning out Aamir Sohail in the WC96 quarterfinal Aamir Sohail - getting cleaned out by Prasad in the WC96 QF Uv: 6' date='6,6,6,6,6[/quote'] Broad: Uv: 6,6,6,6,6,6
Bradman99 Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 Tendulkar- best of the era, gentleman Harbajan- annoying **** stirrer Ponting- Arrogant champion Warne- Best spin bowler McGrath- Perfection Lara- One of the best Symonds- big hitter, exceptional fielder, drunk
achilles Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 GOD - God Warnie - Great cricketer, but Horny Sehwag - Muted Arrogance personified MSD - Street Smart Dravid - One of India's best but never got the fame he deserved VVS - Same as above Ganguly - Indian GOD of Aggression. Completely revolutionized our approach to cricket. Harbhajan Singh - Superb competitor Kumble - Never gives up Munaf Patel - Genius in parts Agarkar - Sleeping giant Nehra - The man who came back despite all odds Sreesanth - The MOST competitive Fast Bowler we've EVER had! LSRK - Very decent Arun Lal - Saw dolphins in the Ganges Ramiz Raja - Loves "a-ve-ray-jis" Daryll cullinan - Could be as good a commentator as a player Shahid Khan Afridi - Top competitor Ponting - He used to good, but somewhere went down the wrong road Michael Clarke - Hyper-diplomat Andrew Symonds - Australia's Afridi Kamran Akmal - Very talented, but going down the wrong road Inzamam-ul Haq - Gentleman Shoaib Akthar - His comeback spell for KKR. Every Indian LOVED him after that spell. Mohammad Sami - Looks like my cousin.
DomainK Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 Tendulkar: The best. Ever. Kapil Dev: Workd Cup. Afridi: Non nom nom nom......can I get some ketchup with this ball and the worm on it? Richards: For chewing gum and bowlers with equal ease. Ganguly: Toss? Wait for me. Great captain. Dhoni: Mr.Cool. Sehwag: Brutally simple and honest. Warne: Bet spinner. Ever. Murali: His eyes. Bhajji: Punter. 2001. Sreesanth: Thappad ki goonj, great talent. Yuvraj: 6.6.6.6.6.6. Wanna chat a little more, Freddy boy? Inzamam: Aloo. The slowest man on earth. Shoaib Akhtar: Hakeem. Asif: The same Hakeem. Javed Miadad: Pepsi ad. David Boon: Dive and beer.
Chalks Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 Ponting: :punter: emoticon. See also paragon of integrity.
vvvslaxman Posted February 27, 2010 Posted February 27, 2010 Pakistan power house bowling - OVERRATED
Zelig Posted February 28, 2010 Author Posted February 28, 2010 All of us have missed Gambhir...surely he is an underrated cricketer:sniffle: GG - Silent achiever Younis Khan - abaa..jabaa..bubba MoYo, YoYo - The runout machine
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