EnterTheVoid Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 You stupid, selfish b.itch, cop this; -------- An open letter to the scandal-plagued WAG. Who would have thought a short blonde from the ’burbs who uttered six words on a TV commercial could have become so infamous? We all know where the bloody hell you are nowadays, Lara, and I guess we will, regrettably, for quite some time to come. I am going to offer you some advice from someone who really likes the partners of our sporting heroes to 1) earn their own success and money and 2) maintain a dignified silence in tough times. Your fiance Michael is a pretty typical Aussie cricketer. He is laid-back, affable and a good all-round bloke. He fell for your obvious charms hook-line-and-sinker and has been struck by the Love God for the three years since you met. You, however, have not offered him unconditional support during that time. You’ve sought the headlines, turning up to the opening of a fridge door in an attempt to advance your waning modelling and TV career. You’ve been spotted in every nightclub in Sydney’s King’s Cross, minus your partner, who’s been playing his guts out on the pitch almost non-stop for the past five years. You have been to dozens of so-called A-list parties and been spotted with mates like Bra Boy Koby Abberton, surfer Taj Burrow, club king John Ibrahim and celebrity DJ Carl Kennedy. The final clanger for anyone in doubt about your integrity came just 48 hours after hiring the self titled “celebrity agent” Max Markson. A nude photo of you in the shower surfaced, taken by that other Z-lister, Brendan Fevola. All of a sudden you were in the headlines again, earning $200,000 to tell your tawdry story. By the way, I hear you forgot to tell Clarkey about the magazine deal… Yours in cricket, Rebecca Wilson Rebecca is a sports columnist at The Daily Telegraph ----- http://grazia.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=617485&showcomments=true
Nova Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 I blame Clarke for making a poor choice but he still holds her in high regard --- http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2010/03/20/135231_entertainment.html
Nova Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Dear sree_india, Why do you care? coz he lives in the land down under where women like bingle glow and men like clarke plunder.
Bradman99 Posted March 20, 2010 Posted March 20, 2010 Rebecca Wilson.. Terrible journalist, I can't stand her.
Chalks Posted March 21, 2010 Posted March 21, 2010 coz he lives in the land down under where women like bingle glow and men like clarke plunder. :hysterical: :two_thumbs_up: Fwiw, I live in Australia and couldn't give a continental about Bingle, and "journos" like Rebecca Wilson.
EnterTheVoid Posted March 21, 2010 Author Posted March 21, 2010 Whats the large red rash under her neck ?
Rajiv Posted March 21, 2010 Posted March 21, 2010 Rebecca Wilson.. Terrible journalist' date=' I can't stand her.[/quote'] Is she the same biatch who interviewed Hayden during Monkeygate
Bradman99 Posted March 23, 2010 Posted March 23, 2010 Is she the same biatch who interviewed Hayden during Monkeygate Not sure, she has blonde hair and an annoying face. She is always writing annoying crap.. Tried to go on the footy show once and then quit and said they were sexist.
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