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IPL - The Internet Gambling Den - Deputy Commisoner of Police, Crime Branch


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Mumbai: While Kochi has turned bigwigs like Modi's and Tharoor's to Mochis, the online world of gambling is quietly getting away without being noticed. Internet has always been a quick and easy way to gamble, gamblers living in the shadow of avatars and anonymous usernames. The betting odds are calculated and posted online within hours and with a simple click of a button and people bet millions. Betting amounts have exceeded $50-$100 Billion dollars where men aged as little as 17 have skillfully become billionaires overnight but as immature as they come, one such school kid was easily captured by the Mumbai crime branch when he was luring other college kids to play in his betting game. Mumbai Resident "gaurav' alias "gaurav92" is known to come up with betting schemes and outrageous odds but ultimately cheating everyone of their money. Gaurav was taken to the notorious Arthur Road jail where it took him exactly 30 seconds to spill the beans. ICF - an acronym for Indian Cricket Fans is nothing more than a Betting Parlor - suspected to run under Lalit Modi and Co. where betting options range from match winners, top scorers to the most amount of sixes hit. Internets Gamblers await for the counters to open where they can place bets form $100,000 to $10 Billion Dollars. People are lured to take loans at exuberant interest rates and stiff penalties, making it a cesspool of gambling and black money While gaurav's statement included the name of the perpetrators, he repeatedly mentioned the name of their ring leader "Rajiv Bhai", who supposedly created a special loan officer to entice newcomers to take loans. While some have past police records, Mumbai Crime Branch are working with US and Canadian officials to nab the rest 282pz5j.jpg Varun alias Varun - a brilliant student at IIT, Delhi who was suspended due to his drug habits, was caught designing Indian porn sites before he was hired by ICF for an unknown amount. Varun is the master designer for the betting portal 24l4dpu.jpg Ravi alias Ravi - Financier of ICF, seen with suspended Cricketer Jadeja during India's Tour to New Zealand. dr2hc9.jpg Desicartman - Not much is known about this man except that he is the betting coordinator in Australia and runs ICF's "havala" transfers Mumbai Crime Branch officers further investigated ICF and found that the betting ring runs deep with connections all around the world. Shane alias Shane is famous in South Mumbai's social circles where he accepts bets by SMS and offers host of exotic services. Sachinism alias Sachinism is their UK Contact who arranges high scale betting on cricket and football Blue_Brigade alias Blue_Brigade runs the Toronto Chapter, we have learnt that Blue stacks all his money under the snow Rajiv alias Rajiv - Big Boss, Owner, Commander - a cunning operator who created the ICF Loan officer but due to recent activities in the IPL, the loan officer has disappeared and is suspected to be shot by EMC EMC is ICF's hitman; the consortium is called upon to take care of matters where normal means don't work anymore. No one can question EMC The EMC was created by another hidden character Mr. Wicket who claims not to indulge in IPL or its betting but that report cannot be verified The end of IPL III has opened up the Pandora’s Box; the showdown is yet to be seen. While Lalit Modi is being investigated for money laundering, the crime branch is looking into the rare occurrence of 3 South Indian teams for the finals. This is where the crime branch learnt that ace of spades who fixed many games is none other than famous South Indian Dacoit- MORRIS alias Marirs_Mania

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MORRIS is wanted over in 50 cases including election fixing but his latest game is match fixing, MORRIS with his charm and knowledge entered the ICF trustee group after which IPL and ICF became one. While Mumbai Indians look favorite to take the cup, it will be interesting to see how Morris has fixed this one. To be continued……….

SPOILT SPORT MORRIS HAS CHANGED HIS PIC :(( BUT ANYWAYS, THANKS FOR THE 1ST SEMI FINAL, PLEASE CALL ME FOR THE 2ND SEMI'S RESULTS
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Ooopsy, doopsy, I didnt expect this. :headshake: P.S; Rajeev, I wanted to tell you this before itself. You could have at least asked once before using images of other people in a new thread. Maybe some people (like myself) dont appreciate it so much. Either ways, no point brooding now. Lesson learned.

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" ICF - an acronym for Indian Cricket Fans is nothing more than a Betting Parlor - suspected to run under Lalit Modi and Co. where betting options range from match winners, top scorers to the most amount of sixes hit. Internets Gamblers await for the counters to open where they can place bets form $100,000 to $10 Billion Dollars. Umm thats fake money. People dont bet 10 billion dollars on a vbulletin forum. What Nonsense. " :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ooopsy, doopsy, I didnt expect this. :headshake: P.S; Rajeev, I wanted to tell you this before itself. You could have at least asked once before using images of other people in a new thread. Maybe some people (like myself) dont appreciate it so much. Either ways, no point brooding now. Lesson learned.
How else am I supposed to pull a joke in a surprising fashion. Once you post a pic on the net, you risk it to be downloaded or morphed. You are a spoilt sport, thats all :headshake: You won't star in any of my future stories, I will search for other young south indian talent
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