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I spent a few yrs in secundrabad as a child ....I could understand a bit of Telugu then.....now I don't understand anything:((I can count in telugu till 10-15
They speak Hindi. This 'tu jaana..meh aatha' -esque Hindi. Urdu basically. Here's a funny joke based on their accent.
In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is "HOWLA". His father is ambitious to educate 'HOWLA'. 'HOWLA' goes to school located in Afzalgunj. Its principal is educated in Urdu medium high school and claims that he passed tenth class! There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows : Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa(questions) puchinga. Sab achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan thodtoom. HOWLA: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochchanaa puchta kathey? Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan aati. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum. Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu. So our HOWLA is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is Not going to school the next day. Father: Yeah kyaa hai... ischool hai ya paan dabba? G**d pe maartoom saale tu ischool nai gaya to. HOWLA: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke. Father: UskO akhal hai!? Begum suno! HOWLA ischool nai jayinga kathey kal. Agar ino ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? HOWLA, agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum. So HOWLA cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day at school, Teacher is very upset to see HOWLA back. Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya re? HOWLA: Mera bava g**d phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to. Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa meri noukri g**d lag jayingi. So HOWLA goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit. Inspector: Adaab...! Teacher: Adaab saab...!!! Bachey acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte. Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - - - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai? Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey! Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja (HEART) saab. Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun? Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab. Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi? Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re. Akram: Saab bheja(Brain) saab..! Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab. Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chu**ye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!! In the meantime, HOWLA is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks HOWLA is hiding because he does not know the answer. Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai? Teacher: kaun saab? ........Woh! (iski *** ki, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh HOWLA hai saab. Inspector: HOWLA? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! HOWLA, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu? HOWLA: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringa saab.> Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku?? Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey HOWLA, answer maloom hain to bol, nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap, tere pau padthaum. HOWLA: Saab answer G**d hai saab. Teacher: Allah!!! Ino moo khola meri g**d lag gayi re!!! Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? G**d kahaan kaa answer hai re? HOWLA: Hau saab, g**d ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata....Yahan Hydrabad mein apni g**d phat thi.. Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey....wahaan new city mein sabki g**d phat thi gadbadaan wahaan phailtey kyaaki bolkey. Uttaa kyoon saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki g**d phatrai dekho!!!!
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I m a southie. I can understand Hindi and Marathi and gurumukhi. I can read and speak hindi a bit. I can speak thoda marathi. Southie language learning skills > Northie

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South music is 1000x better than bollywood or north music. All northie music sounds similar. No variety.
Hmm share some? I am always looking for new type of music :two_thumbs_up:
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I m a southie. I can understand Hindi and Marathi and gurumukhi. I can read and speak hindi a bit. I can speak thoda marathi. Southie language learning skills > Northie
I learned Hindi first then punjabi and I can read and write both Most people in my older school learned Sanskrit so it's a myth You people rarely learn languages spoken by minority same way we have no reason to learn anything other than regional language and Hindi Gujjus can speak Hindi same way Marathi can so it has nothing to do with skill just need ...Hindi is kind of necessity same way English is necessity in America
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I m a southie. I can understand Hindi and Marathi and gurumukhi. I can read and speak hindi a bit. I can speak thoda marathi. Southie language learning skills > Northie
How Marathi?
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Listen to AR Rahman. Since he is from South too. :winky:
Not my type ....anything less popular ? Whatsapp me tomorrow now I have to study ..also music is totally personal thing I hate Bollywood music but will never judge people who listen to it ...people grow up to love what's popular I their area As I kid I nevr liked music until I listened to some rock music :giggle:
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South Movies/acting > North BIG time. (obviously) Do not include Bengali and Marathi since they aren't North.
So what is north exactly ?people would love what they are used to...I find southies movies as ridiculous as northie ones specially which are popular Last movie I saw was bhag milkha and even I found it to be overrated ..
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South Movies/acting > North BIG time. (obviously) Do not include Bengali and Marathi since they aren't North.
Lol half of Bollywood is copied from South so how can you compare?
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So what is north exactly ?people would love what they are used to...I find southies movies as ridiculous as northie ones specially which are popular Last movie I saw was bhag milkha and even I found it to be overrated ..
You watched the South movies which they put up in Hindi movie channels. Which are mostly pure bull crap. Usually those crappy Telugu or Rajnikanth movies. Majority of Tamil, Malayalam, Bengali and Marathi movies are considered world class flicks. Since Bollywood represents North, the immature and weak storyline is open for others to see.
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I learned Hindi first then punjabi and I can read and write both Most people in my older school learned Sanskrit so it's a myth You people rarely learn languages spoken by minority same way we have no reason to learn anything other than regional language and Hindi Gujjus can speak Hindi same way Marathi can so it has nothing to do with skill just need ...Hindi is kind of necessity same way English is necessity in America
Hindi, sanskrit, shahmukhi, gurumukhi, marathi, gujarathi all made up of devanagiri script. Its much easier to learn if ur mother tongue is any of those language. Like wise, I can read and speak telugu nd malayalam with ease. I even learnt to write a few phrases in malayalam in little time. We cant learn any of the devanagiri language easily, and u guys cant learn dravidian ones.
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