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Spot Fixing Ban - FAQ list for the Pakistani fans


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I saw a lot of strange questions being asked (you know where!). Thought I'll post a FAQ for everyone's perusal: 1) What kind of cricket can Amir & co play bro ? While I am tempted to say book cricket, that really requires a book. While Amir has no idea what it is, Asif would rather get high with some spare money than bother buying a book. Salman Butt will be busy giving interviews, denying his role in spot-fixing & will likely not have any time for book cricket. So sadly, no cricket for the trio bro. 2) Will our players apologize for what they did, bro ? Yes bro, after the Mumbai perpetrators are convicted by your courts bro (dont geddit ? Hint: Google for "NEVER") 3) What can PCB do to overturn the ban, bro ? PCB can disassociate itself from the ICC & start playing minor leagues bro. This way you can get the trio playing against Greece, Spain, Portugal & Liechestein, bro. And dont worry about ICC banning Greece, Spain, Portugal et al, bro, the European debt crisis will wipe them out before ICC finds them bro 4) We have so much talunt bro, how long before we unearth the next Amir bro ? Dont worry about talunt bro. Shoaib Akhtar will keep bowling phaast till Amir returns from his ban bro. 5) Now that the trio is banned bro, what are our chances in the world cup bro ? You will do much better than 2007 bro. You will get to play a lot more than two games, bro.

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Here's a gem from a bro "Has the evidence against them been made public" :rotfl: :laugh: :laugh: I think some of my braincells just died reading that.
:cantstop::cantstop:
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it is 10.30 pm here. family sleeping.. i burst out laughing so loud after reading the first 2 q's, that my wife woke up ... what a post.Bumper rox.

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:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: thread of the month

Here's a gem from a bro "Has the evidence against them been made public" :rotfl: :laugh: :laugh: I think some of my braincells just died reading that.
ARE U SERIOUS?!?!?! LOLOLOLOL i think most of their braincells have already gone

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