zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 WTF news of the day now porn industry is asking for the bailout... Porn Moguls Ask For Bailout Posted by Brian Montopoli| Comments35 (GETTY IMAGES/Toby Canham) It's the water cooler story of the day: "Porn industry seeks federal bailout!" As CNN reported late yesterday, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis, in a move that has been effective in generating publicity for both, have vowed to "request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry." Flynt spokesman Owen Moogan gave CNN an odd comment explaining the nature of "the take here." "...everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,†he said. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.†Francis, meanwhile, released a statement in which he said that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people." (AP) That wasn't the last of the memorable comments. More from Flynt, via CNN: "People are too depressed to be sexually active," he said. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex." "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," he continued in his statement. "It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly." As CNN notes, the porn industry is not presently in danger of collapsing. -------------------------------------- i mean seriously WTF...? inshallah ... let Allah( peace b upon him) save this world..
zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 what allah gotta do with porn industry? ................
suraj Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 ........ OMG Zack you'll be in trouble now with the mods!!
graphic23 Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Hey, I don't think the pic. is entirely appropriate. :nervous:
zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 OMG Zack you'll be in trouble now with the mods!!
suraj Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Hey' date=' I don't think the pic. is entirely appropriate. :nervous:[/quote'] I agree- will only lead to more accusations and counter accusations
flamy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 damknit zub, it be not Allah, it eez Proph. Mhmd. (PBUH) that needs peace with all the suicide bombers pestering him for their share of virgins. It's hard work putting back hymens maan.
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I know you guys are dealing in truth but I thought these were not allowed here..
flamy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I know you guys are dealing in truth but I thought these were not allowed here.. pr0n is beyond religion!
zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 wtf.... why this thread is getting derailed... guys pls stick to the OP
zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 damknit zub' date=' it be not Allah, it eez Proph. Mhmd. (PBUH) that needs peace with all the suicide bombers pestering him for their share of virgins. It's hard work putting back hymens maan.[/quote'] flamy pls dont let them issue a fatwa on me..
flamy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 wtf.... why this thread is getting derailed... guys pls stick to the OP
SachDan Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Inshallah..mashallah nothing untoward will happen to porn industry :pray: BTW how they perform Namazzzzzzzzzz ??
SachDan Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 OMG !!!!!!!! Some Chennaites are spoiling such a wonderful thread :giggle: hope commonsense will prevail among 'Hyderbadis' here :--D
zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 BTW how they perform Namazzzzzzzzzz ?? .....................
vadodaravictor Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Sticking to thread. If p0rn industry goes down..I will be depressed..bail them out..don't bail auto industry..but bail p0rn plzzz:dance:
SachDan Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Zubin, can't see the pic! hope I guessed it right..is this the one you posted in the jokes section ?? I mean lickin??
zubinpepsi Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Zubin, can't see the pic! hope I guessed it right..is this the one you posted in the jokes section ?? I mean lickin?? fixed now..
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