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Some one liners from your friends-family post India/Aus game and Pre India-Pak game


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Here are few from my friends/family members From one of my friends Prateek "India Vs Pak @ mohali ... Good for Pak team ... border is closer they can take rickshaw home =D =)) :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: "Pakistan team is buying loads of sunscreen ... To protect themselves from ''yuvi'' rays" :two_thumbs_up: another one "Tomorrow SA will meet NZ in Mirpur...& Aussies will meet WI @ the airport =D" Post some one liners from your family, friends or from yourself

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Like so many of us even Ricky Ponting wishes the Partition never happened. Then Australia would've lost only one match in the WC :cool:

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I am usually a lurker and was more active on the ICF website back in the day. But this india Pak match has brought me out of my semi retirement. I have a friendly one liner from the other side of the border: Yoon Pakistan se Dushmani achi nahi India Sheela teri jawan hai or munni pehlay hy badnaam hai

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I am usually a lurker and was more active on the ICF website back in the day. But this india Pak match has brought me out of my semi retirement. I have a friendly one liner from the other side of the border: Yoon Pakistan se Dushmani achi nahi India Sheela teri jawan hai or munni pehlay hy badnaam hai
lolzz
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This one is going around FB with both versions of the joke Afridi apni begam se kehta hai: Mujhe chai to dena. Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya... Afridi gusse se bola cup main daal ke to do! Biwi: Cup to Dhoni Bhaijaan le jaega isi mein peene ki aadat daalo :hysterical:

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This one is going around FB with both versions of the joke Afridi apni begam se kehta hai: Mujhe chai to dena. Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya... Afridi gusse se bola cup main daal ke to do! Biwi: Cup to Dhoni Bhaijaan le jaega isi mein peene ki aadat daalo :hysterical:
Stealing and changing but still wrong. le jaega mean biwi still got a cup! anyways pathetic!
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Stealing and changing but still wrong. le jaega mean biwi still got a cup! anyways pathetic!
kyon bhai, b**d se itna dhuan kyon nikal raha hai? Dhoni ko keh denge woh Sreesanth ke haath cup ka miniature version bhej dega :--D
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This one is going around FB with both versions of the joke Afridi apni begam se kehta hai: Mujhe chai to dena. Biwi ne plate me chai daal ke diya... Afridi gusse se bola cup main daal ke to do! Biwi: Cup to Dhoni Bhaijaan le jaega isi mein peene ki aadat daalo :hysterical:
Someone posted this on FB.. POINTING apne biwi se: "Mujhe chai dena.. Biwi ne plate me chai dalkar di.. POINTING gusse se bola: CUP mein dal ke do! B!W!: CUP toh tera baap DHONI le jayega isi me peene ki adaat daal...........:P
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My friend just sent me this sms. What is the difference between a lipton tea bag and the South African cricket team? The tea bag is in the cup for longer.

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My dad- Acha hua ye australia walay lose huay, ab umeed hai kap tau asia mai'n hi ayye gha. Me- Dad since when did you start supporting India? Dad- Shut up
:adore: :adore: :adore: :adore:
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My dad- Acha hua ye australia walay lose huay, ab umeed hai kap tau asia mai'n hi ayye gha. Me- Dad since when did you start supporting India? Dad- Shut up
Ha ha, epic. Gives a snapshot of what India-Pak relationship is all about
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Pak fans dont bash me :cantstop: It was posted by my friend on FB Indian team penalised by animal activist for hunting 11 kangaroos yesterday:)

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