wobblydoggy Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 I will have sreesanth as my avatar if england lose a test Dont do it he will have a tantrum and mess up your inbox:haha:
wobblydoggy Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 Serani you are a piece of work. You are already planning your exit if India wins. Be a man and stick around so that we can make fun of you and your Poms!!! I am a Pom and I will stick around come what may. Mainly because the Indian team are are bunch of old age pensioners who will all be retiring soon and then lets see who are best:hysterical:
wobblydoggy Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 Lets see how BABY BROAD does????a true wimp// If he bowls badly in the first test against you, I would drop him. Yes he can score with the bat, but that is not his job, he should be taking wickets. I would bring in onions or Bresnan
ganeshran Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 I will bump this thread when India win the series :proud:
deepak_sach Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 I am a Pom and I will stick around come what may. Mainly because the Indian team are are bunch of old age pensioners who will all be retiring soon and then lets see who are best:hysterical: We are used to poms being thrashed by aussies...BTW whenever i hear of ASHES i only hear of 2011,2009,2005 what happened to all the other series when you were whitewashed by aussies. Your England team is a team full of players unwatchable and unattractive who care for nothing except the ashes(that too when you were being whitewashed by the aussies for 75 years).When India bat i want to see the match live ,when england bat they are not even worth watching in the highlights.TROTT,COOK,STRAUSS,where is that fat guy bresnan ?is he still playing?
deepak_sach Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 Broad scored a century in that FIXED match where pakistani match fixers wanted him to score a hundred so that they could satisfy MAZhAR MAJEED..Broad is not a batsman...He is not a bowler..So who is he ,,,A typical BITS AND PIECES players that you POMS have produced.. Here is the list of BITS AND PIECES players: 1.Ronnie Irani 2.Vikram Solanki 3.Samit Patel 4.Mike Yardy 5.Tim Bresnan 6.Luke Wright 7.Jamie Darylmple 8.Adil Rashid
wobblydoggy Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 We are used to poms being thrashed by aussies...BTW whenever i hear of ASHES i only hear of 2011,2009,2005 what happened to all the other series when you were whitewashed by aussies. Your England team is a team full of players unwatchable and unattractive who care for nothing except the ashes(that too when you were being whitewashed by the aussies for 75 years).When India bat i want to see the match live ,when england bat they are not even worth watching in the highlights.TROTT,COOK,STRAUSS,where is that fat guy bresnan ?is he still playing? I would like to see you walk up to Tim Bresnan and call him fat:hysterical: He would knock your block off, he is built like a brick sh*thouse:haha: The England team have been improving from a very poor time in the 8o's and 90's and that really started in 2004 Most nations go through bad patches and we are no different. We do now though have a very good and importantly young side. As for boring batsmen, we have two of the most exciting young batsmen in the world today in Bell and Morgan, who I could watch all day. If Cook, Strauss and Trott bore you, great:haha: Lets hope they bore you for hours and hours and hours whilst your crap bowlers sweat it out chasing the ball all over the place:haha:
vvvslaxman Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 I would like to see you walk up to Tim Bresnan and call him fat:hysterical: He would knock your block off, he is built like a brick sh*thouse:haha: The England team have been improving from a very poor time in the 8o's and 90's and that really started in 2004 Most nations go through bad patches and we are no different. We do now though have a very good and importantly young side. As for boring batsmen, we have two of the most exciting young batsmen in the world today in Bell and Morgan, who I could watch all day. If Cook, Strauss and Trott bore you, great:haha: Lets hope they bore you for hours and hours and hours whilst your crap bowlers sweat it out chasing the ball all over the place:haha: This is exactly the kind of bravado talk going on when Simon jones, Flintoff, Harmlesson, Hoggard played. Finally we will hear something like this from Strauss :cantstop: We can all learn from Zaheer Khan
wobblydoggy Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 This is exactly the kind of bravado talk going on when Simon jones, Flintoff, Harmlesson, Hoggard played. Finally we will hear something like this from Strauss :cantstop: We can all learn from Zaheer Khan Both Jones and Flintoff were good players. Harmesson was /is crap, but Hoggard was a decent bowler who lost form
wobblydoggy Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 This is exactly the kind of bravado talk going on when Simon jones, Flintoff, Harmlesson, Hoggard played. Finally we will hear something like this from Strauss :cantstop: We can all learn from Zaheer Khan Your bowlers are crap and Cook, Strauss and Trott will punish them If they dont Bell,Petersen,Morgan and Prior will We bat even longer than you do:hysterical:
deepak_sach Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 Your bowlers are crap and Cook, Strauss and Trott will punish them If they dont Bell,Petersen,Morgan and Prior will We bat even longer than you do:hysterical: I'm hoping Sreesanth stays awake while cook or trott is batting...:--D
deepak_sach Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 Cook and Strauss have a massive technical flaw in their batting and they will be sitting ducks for Zaheer Khan
deepak_sach Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 I would like to see you walk up to Tim Bresnan and call him fat:hysterical: He would knock your block off, he is built like a brick sh*thouse:haha: The England team have been improving from a very poor time in the 8o's and 90's and that really started in 2004 Most nations go through bad patches and we are no different. We do now though have a very good and importantly young side. As for boring batsmen, we have two of the most exciting young batsmen in the world today in Bell and Morgan, who I could watch all day. If Cook, Strauss and Trott bore you, great:haha: Lets hope they bore you for hours and hours and hours whilst your crap bowlers sweat it out chasing the ball all over the place:haha: Strauss-34 Years,Cook-26 years,Trott-30 years,Pietersen-31 years,Bell-30 years,Morgan-25 years,Prior-30 years,Swann-32 years,Tremlett-30 years,Broad-26 years(although he acts like a 7 year old),Anderson-30 years...Average age======APPROXIMATELY 30 years.... Consider the first eleven (including Virat kohli and iShant) Average age of India is also 30 years..... So dont brag about your worthless team.....
King Tendulkar Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 ZK and Sree will get in to their faces. Sree will sort Cook out and take him out of comfort zone with a few words, as long as gandhi dhoni does not interfere
BERGKAMP Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 I am a Pom and I will stick around come what may. Mainly because the Indian team are are bunch of old age pensioners who will all be retiring soon and then lets see who are best:hysterical: Since when was the nickname of Pakistan 'Poms'? If I didn't know any better I would say you are a Pak fan in disguise as an Englishman so you at least have some hope of sticking it to some Indians because your real team sure as hell isn't going to give you that chance any time soon. *awaits witty reply/denial* :giggle:
Number Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 cook and trott make dravid look like gilchrist. even Graeme swann finds his team's top 3 are the most boring on the planet. http://cric11.com/wp/?p=2858
Pagalpanti Posted June 18, 2011 Posted June 18, 2011 At least India has won a series in England, can anyone tell me when was the last time England won a series in India?
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