1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 MBA and the fisherman! American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked the Mexican how he spent the rest of his time. The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor." The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and, with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. "You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise." The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all take?" To which the American replied, "15-20 years." "But what then, senor?" asked the Mexican. The American laughed, and said, "That's the best part! When the time is right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public. You'll become very rich, you would make millions!" "Millions, senor?" replied the Mexican. "Then what?" The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos." Then the Mexican Fisherman says: THEN WHAT AM I DOING NOW?
1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Posted May 5, 2012 University passed student speech: I would like to thank my parents for paying my admission fee Then I wud like to thank my teachers for My attendance and their concentration on completing syllabus only Bcoz of which I turned to my masters- The internet, Google, wikipedia, you tube and special thanks to downloads and Copy Paste techniques Due to which I passed my exams!
1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Posted May 5, 2012 Few Facebook Tips for Boys When a girl accepts your Friend Request, It means she accepted your FRIENDSHIP, and not your PROPOSAL. When a girl sends you a Friend Request... It means she wants to be your FRIEND and not your GIRL FREIND. When she comments on your posts... It means she's just being SOCIAL and not FLIRTING. When she likes your comment... It means she likes YOUR COMMENT and not YOU. So, respect 'Friendship' and don't start searching for 'Relationship' in it!
1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Posted May 5, 2012 This Is Student Life 1. SPEED: Getting Ready In 5 Minutes.. 2. SHARING: Whole Class Copying One Assignment.. 3. PRESENTATION SKILLS: Can Present One Answer, In 5 Different Ways For 5 Different Questions 4. EDITING: Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less Than, The Person From Whom You Copied.. 5. MULTI TASKING: Playing Games On Cell, SMS to Gf/Bf, Gossiping With Seat Mate, Day Dreaming, Making Teacher's Sketch And Still Pretending That, You Are Listening What Teacher Is Saying.. 6. Art: Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note Books.. 7. SENSE OF HUMOR: Provide Best Unintentional Humor, To Teachers During Viva...
1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Posted May 5, 2012 Why do we need Close Friends? Simple.. * To pick us from Railway Station at 2am. * To kick us at midnight on ur Birthday. * To make fun of our new outfits. * To get latest prints of movies. * To call at 3am just to say gudnite. * For the endless treats. * To irritate us with missed calls when we are sleeping. * Sending lot of msgs though we dont reply. * Or May be just to disclose him first that u have crush on anybody!
1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Posted May 5, 2012 So you think you are Smart So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and... lets begin. Don't scroll down until you have the answer and dont cheat! ******* 1. What do you put in a toaster? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. ******* 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3. ******* 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4. ********* 4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germanyor in "no man's land"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question. ********* 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU! Read the question carfeully ******** Now pass this along to all your "smart friends" and hope they do better than you did. (PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!)
1983-2011 Posted May 5, 2012 Author Posted May 5, 2012 The Facebook Addiction Teacher: Wat will you do after growing up? Student: Facebooking T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME? S: Admin of facebook pages ;) T: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up? S: Facebook Admin Rights T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat will you do for your PARENTS? S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD' T: Stupid! Wat do your parents want from YOU? S: My facebook password! T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE? S: Facebook but never face your books... This is called FB Addiction...
punjabi_khota Posted May 5, 2012 Posted May 5, 2012 Someone ban this ****head 1983-2011 :mad: ********* has raped the funny forum
CSK Fan Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Never mind P_K 1983-2011, he is just jealous of your awesomeness
1983-2011 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Posted May 6, 2012 Someone ban this ****head 1983-2011 :mad: ********* has raped the funny forum I envy your ability to make people laugh, I am just trying to emulate you:nervous:
punjabi_khota Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 So this is where my email trash ends up. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
ganeshran Posted May 6, 2012 Posted May 6, 2012 Someone ban this ****head 1983-2011 :mad: ********* has raped the funny forum :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: We want more punjabiplaya :protest:
MarkusB Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Few Facebook Tips for Boys When a girl accepts your Friend Request, It means she accepted your FRIENDSHIP, and not your PROPOSAL. When a girl sends you a Friend Request... It means she wants to be your FRIEND and not your GIRL FREIND. When she comments on your posts... It means she's just being SOCIAL and not FLIRTING. When she likes your comment... It means she likes YOUR COMMENT and not YOU. So, respect 'Friendship' and don't start searching for 'Relationship' in it! Why not say, Rule number 1. Don't be an assuming man. :--D
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