zubinpepsi Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...? *********** ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******* Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... *********** ********* ********* ********* ********* Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, nd says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. .... ...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it can't hear......" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" (Do u now Tamil) Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" *********** ********* ********* ********* ********* 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... *********** ********* ********* ********* ********* A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start nvestigating. ...... ********** ********* ********* ********* ********* * A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with ather in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Interviewer: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******* Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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