Sooda Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 do you know what the sheep said when he saw some Barium? Ba..! a tamilian saw nickel and polonium together and was annoyed. "NI. PO" he shouted. what do you call a song about Gallium and Sodium? Ga.Na. india was made in a chem lab by mixing up Bohrium, Argon and Astatine. BhArAt. an arab student was asked if he knew the chemical symbol for lanthanum. he.didnt. La, he replied. the teacher was impressed. when asked the symbol of the metal erbium the student was not sure. "er.." he began.."well done!" his teacher said the chinese tennis authorities were concerned by the lack of top players from china so they mixed lithium and sodium in a pot. And thus Li Na was created.
Sooda Posted October 13, 2012 Author Posted October 13, 2012 "Have you heard the one about helium? HeHe Acetic Acid. The holiest of all acids. "Should I tell you a joke about Sodium?" "Na."
Sooda Posted October 13, 2012 Author Posted October 13, 2012 Theyre all my own, save the Should I tell you a joke about Sodium
gaurav92 Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 Some random poster on ICF got bored bored by this thread and decided to mix Barium with Sulphur and Potassium and Argon, BaS KAr !
The Outsider Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 an arab student was asked if he knew the chemical symbol for lanthanum. he.didnt. La, he replied. the teacher was impressed. when asked the symbol of the metal erbium the student was not sure. "er.." he began.."well done!" his teacher said This would go better with Hindi and Sodium because at least in Lanthanum the first two letters match up for the symbol.
Vanarp22 Posted April 9, 2013 Posted April 9, 2013 Want to know why not to consume organic substances? Two guys walk into a store. One guy buys the nonorganic substance, hydrogen sulfide. It tastes disgusting, but he still survives. The other guy buys the organic substance, carbon monoxide. He dies instantly. BTW this joke is my own invention.
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