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Bah... As far as i am concerned, there are only two types of Indian cricket fans 1) Sachin Tendulkar fan 2) Those who dont know cricket. And btw , 3 out of 2 cricket follower is a Sachin fan. Rest are condemned to a life of misery.
Sadhu! Sadhu!..(well said honestly).:two_thumbs_up:
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Bah... As far as i am concerned, there are only two types of Indian cricket fans 1) Sachin Tendulkar fan 2) Those who dont know cricket. And btw , 3 out of 2 cricket follower is a Sachin fan. Rest are condemned to a life of misery.
Well said :yay: :two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up:
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We are like the Spartan Army. The more viled the criticism of Sachin gets , the harder we fight to protect the integrity of our master. We may seem submerged in nostalgia , but we can get ruthless too , to a point where the "opponent" simply gives up and walks away. We dont stop there. We go back , tend to our wounds and prepare ourselves for the next battle. People who realize the eternal truth and are willing to shift their allegiances are most welcome into our camp. Just like PCB is paying loyalty bonus for players who didnt sign up for ICL , we shall pay them anti-loyalty bonus. Remuneration will include a hefty pay-check , 101k plan , H1B sponsorship , all expenses paid trip to Europe for the family once every year , fuel surcharge and house renovoation bonus. Even if you are residing in Iraq/Central Christian heartland US , all Hindu/Muslim/Christian festivals are holidays.

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The day Sachin retires from cricket , i predict the following will happen.

  • That day will be declared as " Death of Indian cricket Day" and shall be celebrated as such every year.
  • Parliment will be adjourned indefinately and will re-convene only if Sachin agrees to stand for MP from Andheri in the following by-election

  • MRF will change its name to Sach-R-F
  • TV sales in India will drop by half. Beverage consumption will plummet by a quarter

  • India will start losing by and innnings and "another innings" to Nepal Z eleven
  • Membership of cricket message boards will drop so much that only the mods will remain. Newspapers will close their sport section

  • India's GDP growth rate will fall to an all time low. Inflation will sky-rocket and the Finance minister will declare an balance-of-payments crisis.

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Yoda , you have the following choices Molotov cocktail on your car IED in your garden Bunker-buster in your kitchen. Rocket propelled Grenade on your living room. You will be given 24 hours advance notice to relocate all members of family , near and dear ones and other belongings that might be of some sentimental value to you. See, we might be fanatics , but we still have some ethical standards.:D

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Quiz for Dravidians...What is common in the following series: 1998 Aus home 1999 Pak home 2000 Aus Away 2000 SA home 2001 SL away 2001 SA away 2001-2004 : Zim home/away, NZ home/away, 2003 Aus Away, 2004 Pak away,2005 Pak home - Golden age 2004 Aus home 2006 SA away 2007 Eng away. There seems to be a pattern in this....

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The day Sachin retires from cricket , i predict the following will happen.
  • That day will be declared as " Death of Indian cricket Day" and shall be celebrated as such every year.
  • Parliment will be adjourned indefinately and will re-convene only if Sachin agrees to stand for MP from Andheri in the following by-election

  • MRF will change its name to Sach-R-F
  • TV sales in India will drop by half. Beverage consumption will plummet by a quarter

  • India will start losing by and innnings and "another innings" to Nepal Z eleven
  • Membership of cricket message boards will drop so much that only the mods will remain. Newspapers will close their sport section

  • India's GDP growth rate will fall to an all time low. Inflation will sky-rocket and the Finance minister will declare an balance-of-payments crisis.

Sadhu Sadhu Sadhu...1000 times !!.....Marirs....Great Thoughts!!...Tumne mera mood theek ker diyaa!!...I am recharged Sachu Fan now:two_thumbs_up: Moderators, please make all Marirs posts in this thread as sticky.Thanks in advance.:yay:
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