Needforspeed Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 God save this country if he becomes our next PM God Save the country if kangress wins the next election. These guys will sell the nation to the Pakis.
asterix Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 God Save the country if kangress wins the next election. These guys will sell the nation to the Pakis. You think they haven't done it yet?
saneindian Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Student:Sir Akash ke kitne tablet bike? RG: Maine thora na banaya hai Akash, Jao jake Akash ke baap se poocho kitne bike! The day when Congress dumps him and hoists Priyanka to the center stage isn't very far.
yoda Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 God save this country if he becomes our next PM Dumb doesn't mean he can't govern, as long he surrounds himself with smart people. Needs to have basic common sense however. Example, GW Bush. Dumb as they come, yet he survived 8 years as US President.
straighttalk Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Student:Sir Akash ke kitne tablet bike? RG: Maine thora na banaya hai Akash, Jao jake Akash ke baap se poocho kitne bike! The day when Congress dumps him and hoists Priyanka to the center stage isn't very far. this is what i don't understand... priyanka comes across as more mature and has an aura about her like her grandmother...she ud be a perfect fit..maybe she just doesn't want to get in to the murky world of politics...plus with that idiot of a husband
RedFever Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 God Save the country if kangress wins the next election. These guys will sell the nation to the Pakis. This is what the people who elect them deserve. :nervous:
ganeshran Posted February 4, 2013 Posted February 4, 2013 Student:Sir Akash ke kitne tablet bike? RG: Maine thora na banaya hai Akash, Jao jake Akash ke baap se poocho kitne bike! The day when Congress dumps him and hoists Priyanka to the center stage isn't very far. When did he say "Aakash ke baap se poocho"? :dontknow: He said he was unaware of how many tablets were sold, and the student should check with the manufacturer .
gs Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 This is what the people who elect them deserve. :nervous: +1
Dumbbells Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Sending a powerful message to all those girls who find Rahul Gandhi irresistible (not necessarily for his political acumen), a tweeple sending her thoughts to the virtual world wrote, “I agree Rahul Gandhi is a good husband material - good looking, rich and dumb. But remember u are voting for the PM & not for a Swayamvar. Ok?” http://www.merinews.com/article/women-react-to-rahul-gandhis-emotive-speech/15880655.shtml
Trichromatic Posted February 8, 2013 Posted February 8, 2013 Next comedy show [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEodElHamrM]Uproar in Rahuls meeting in Darbhanga - YouTube[/ame]
Sachin=GOD Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Some awesome Rahul Gandhi jokes: Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?" RG: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM. Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID." RG: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them." RG: "I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque." Cashier: "Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his cheque." "Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?" RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: "Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue". Cashier: "Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke? Rahul Gandhi walks into a hair salon to get his hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks him to take off his headphones but Rahul Gandhi refuses. So the stylist takes them off and Rahul Gandhi collapses to the ground and becomes unconscious. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…” Rahul: Give me India for 20 years and I will give you a developed nation. People: You leave India for 20 years with family, It will automatically become a developed nation! Rahul Gandhi declared he is NOT going to marry... Its just a small tribute to his party's symbol - THE HAND!!!
asterix Posted March 18, 2013 Posted March 18, 2013 Rahul Gandhi declared he is NOT going to marry... Its just a small tribute to his party's symbol - THE HAND!!!
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