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[B]Bow down to the NSO(New sir order) of Indian cricket[/B]


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So icfers presenting to you the awesome foresome of Indian cricket,the legendary ,the sensational N...S...OOOOO 1)sir nohit sharma [ATTACH]2282[/ATTACH] He is the leader of the pack,the most talented man,best thing since slice bread,he is a born tailunt,known for his mamoth 20-30's,sir believes only fool's go for fifty and hundred's,I mean what's a point of scoring hundreds,when 20 can make u a phenom,beside who wants hundred's and JAMODI'S when u have sophiya and MI to worry about,he is the master of brainfarts. 2)sir mutthal vijay [ATTACH]2283[/ATTACH] His deputy,the beast in IPL,the biaych in odi,the best man since Adam "the very first man"although Adam was known for eating apple,Adam's apple u know,our very own Adam is known for eating balls,balls in the match that is. 3)sir pissant sharma [ATTACH]2284[/ATTACH] The name says it all,a true legend,but with legends comes legendary tales,i mean who do you think inspired sir pissu ,was it sir doda,the famous fast bowling pretender,sir kurivilla,with height and built like Ambrose and speed of kulsekra,no..the legends says that once upon a time ,sir pisu went to see movie "krishna" of his famous movie actor sir suniel shetty,while watching movie he heard the legendary words from sir suniel "aaoyehh..thu maujhe maarte maarte thak jaayega,par mein maar khaate khaate nahi thakunga",from that very moment he made this a guru mantra,he said to himself ,I will give so many freebee's to my opponents that they will became casual in their approach and give me their wickets. 4) sir vinee kumaar [ATTACH]2285[/ATTACH] Hey look!!!! Whose on the field,its a bird it's a plane,it's sir vinnie,he is a humanoid,arrived from planet crapton,blessed with super abilities ,the only bowler who can outrun his deliveries,he runs like a tracer bullet,jumps as if about to deliver thunderbolts,only to fool u with his snail pace,who can forget that legendary Perth test,though Warner scored a century ,but sir vinnie stole the show,with his venomous deliveries. So my dear phackers and biayches,bow down to the fantastic four of Indian cricket,if ur not done with that I've got 8 words for ya"don't turn ur back on the sir's pack".

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