AnkurUpadhyay Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Kings XI Punjab weakness : lack of a strike bowler WTF is MJ gonna do then It's a typo.. I guess.. It's spin bowler.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaurav92 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 SRH has no weakness :nervous: I thought they lacked a good fast bowler apart from Steyn. Do they rely on Ishant and Pathan to deliver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 SRH has no weakness :nervous: I thought they lacked a good fast bowler apart from Steyn. Do they rely on Ishant and Pathan to deliver? also they dont have good middle order batsmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Viru will do best for KXIP :ohyeah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Viru will do best for KXIP :ohyeah: yes will thrash Bhajji and LingamB-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnkurUpadhyay Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 The alternative IPL auction ESPNcricinfo's coverage of the IPL's annual money-throwing contest has been unimpeachably good, but still, despite the penetrating analysis and comprehensive fact-trawling, something has been missing. Journalists are very good at telling you what happened, but hopeless when it comes to telling you what didn't happen, what might have happened in a parallel universe, or what they dreamt about as they dozed off waiting for someone to buy Ian Bell. So to make up the fictional deficit, here is the essential guide to the key imaginary events at this year's money jamboree: Mallya's Millions With enormous piles of cash in their pockets and only two days to get rid of it, the franchisees embarked on an overspend orgy, flinging money at anything that looked like it might be able to slog a few over midwicket or throw down a couple of overs of tidy legspin. Bangalore tied with Delhi as top cash dispensers, but Vijay Mallya was determined to outdo his rivals, so kept on spending and now owns an auction-room-sized carpet, 24 tables with matching chairs, a selection of microphones, light-fittings and door handles, Ravi Shastri's moustache, Sunil Gavaskar's shoes and Harsha Bhogle's shirt buttons. The Ishant Incident The Yuvraj squabble grabbed the headlines, but the fiercest tussle came over the services of Ishant Sharma. At one point Shah Rukh Khan and Kalanidhi Maran were rolling on the floor pulling one another's hair as they tried to settle the matter. A compromise agreement was proposed, whereby Ishant would play half of the season for Hyderabad and half for Kolkata, but this was rejected as it would have required Ishant to have two shirts in his wardrobe, with considerable potential for confusion. In the end, it was decided that he could sign for Hyderabad on condition that he bowled really badly, to which Ishant agreed, admitting that he was probably going to do that anyway. Australophilia 7 The latest sequel in this popular series about the enduring love between wealthy Indian business people and random Australians told the heart-warming story of Brad Nobody, the Australian backpacker who wandered into the wrong conference room by mistake and who is now head coach of the Goa Goat-Keepers. The Pathan Depreciation At one time Pathan Brothers Inc. was the hottest property in Indian cricket, the Microsoft of lower-middle order flailing. Pathan, I and Pathan, Y arrived for their matches in golden carriages pulled by unicorns and walked to their personal dressing rooms over carpets strewn with peacock feathers, rose petals, and used bank notes. Sadly the form recession has hit the Pathan brothers hard and their price bubble popped long ago. This year Irfan was purchased for $50 and a crate of isotonic soft drink and Yusuf only earned a contract with Kolkata on condition that he help empty the stadium bins and sweep up the dead moths from the outfield between games. No IPL Please, We're British Once again, English cricket showed its strength by refusing to have anything to do with the IPL. Out of politeness, ten players were persuaded to put their names forward for the auction, but only KP attracted any bids. An ECB spokesman said this was a good result for the integrity of the English game, pointing out that no English players had been purchased, since KP was never very English and these days is even less English than he was before. All of the unsold Englishmen, many of whom were in tears of relief after the auction, will now be available to turn out in county cricket this spring, although one or two of them confessed to not being able to remember which county they were supposed to be playing for. http://www.espncricinfo.com/blogs/content/story/719167.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 yes will thrash Bhajji and LingamB-> Sapne me kya? :giggle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 i suspect :kxip: retained vohra so that they can save 10 odd crores :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 i suspect :kxip: retained vohra so that they can save 10 odd crores :P :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 :hmmm: to retain vohra they need to cut 12.5 crores from their kity .. guess OUR team might not have paid more than 2.5 crores to vohra.. in the end saved 10 crores .. :winky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 to retain vohra they need to cut 12.5 crores from their kity .. guess OUR team might not have paid more than 2.5 crores to vohra.. in the end saved 10 crores .. :winky: then how did they save 10 crores,they still reduced their purse by 12.5 crores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Sapne me kya? :giggle: haan Bhajji ko bure sapne aayenge uske baad:(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 then how did they save 10 crores' date='they still reduced their purse by 12.5 crores[/quote'] Nehra wale joke ko usne thoda dil per liye hai shayad :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 haan Bhajji ko bure sapne aayenge uske baad:(( Kis me hai dum jo bhajji se panga le :ohyeah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velu Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 then how did they save 10 crores' date='they still reduced their purse by 12.5 crores[/quote'] :mad: r u still not getting it ?? they cant spend the crores which they negotiated with vohra which goes to saving account :beee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 :mad: r u still not getting it ?? they cant spend the crores which they negotiated with vohra which goes to saving account :beee: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Kis me hai dum jo bhajji se panga le :ohyeah: ViruB-> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 ViruB-> Viru ko allowed hai :five: apna hi baccha hai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Viru ko allowed hai :five: apna hi baccha hai haan woh akela baccha MI ki vaat lagayega:dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zakk Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 haan woh akela baccha MI ki vaat lagayega:dance: O to tere sapne me bhi possible nahi hai be :poink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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