beetle Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!" :hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_South Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 :hysterical: read this before..but still :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dial_100 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical: Hearing it first time.. hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hiten. Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Adam-Eve had 23 children ! Wow, looks their home productions gave out lots of blockbusters ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Adam-Eve had 23 children ! Wow' date=' looks their home productions gave out lots of blockbusters ![/quote'] According to some school of thoughts they had 50 plus children. However the part after this gets dicey for most Christian experts. 1st Generation: - Adam and Eve 2nd Generation:- Kids of Adam and Eve(Clark, Abel etc etc). 3rd Generation :- ?? How does the 3rd generation come into picture unless the siblings got "together"? This area is often hush hush but for critics of Christianty(as also Judaism and Islam since they all follow the same creative model) this incest criticism is a point they often use to bring down the church. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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