Laaloo Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Our last name stays as it is. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be President. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. we can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. We never have to drive to another gas station 4 restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We almost never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. One wallet is enough for a season. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.......:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetle Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 >>>We can be President. :eviltongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 This reminds me of the time we were sitting in a conference room in Little Rock. It was just one of those days when people are having fun. Anyway it ended up being men and women having a laugh at each other and some men suggesting stuff like up above. One of the women kept it very short and sweet. Two words, she said - multiple orgasms. Yeah I wouldnt mind trading that with females..nature has been so anti-male :angry_smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. I dunno abt that man....I guess hair is in with the ladies :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 >>>We can be President. :eviltongue: No one will EVER stare at her chest so she is safe :cantstop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayne Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 No will EVER stare at her chest so she is safe :cantstop: :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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