Desi Cartman Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 The thing is, I've completely forgotten how to talk with girls..( Not that I am too bothered bout it..).. A typical conversation with a member of the opposite sex goes like this; Me: Hey Hi! Girl: Hello Sriram... So temme, whats new? Me: Nothing.... *Some boring blabber*.. You tell me, whats happenin in your life? Girl: *More boring blabber* Me: Oh really... Thats quite cool.. (In the most artificial of tones)... * There's a pause for a 2 seconds... Girl expects me to say something, I expect her to say something... More silence...* Girl: I gtg now.. cya.. Me: Sure.. buh-bye.. *She leaves... I am left wondering 'Am I supposed to said something more'...* P.S; I promise, I aint making this up. My typical conversation used to be Me : Hi Girl : :finger:
Ram Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 My typical conversation used to be Me : Hi Girl : :finger: Short and sweet.. :haha:
punjabi_khota Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 The thing is, I've completely forgotten how to talk with girls..( Not that I am too bothered bout it..).. A typical conversation with a member of the opposite sex goes like this; Me: Hey Hi! Girl: Hello Sriram... So temme, whats new? Me: Nothing.... *Some boring blabber*.. You tell me, whats happenin in your life? Girl: *More boring blabber* Me: Oh really... Thats quite cool.. (In the most artificial of tones)... * There's a pause for a 2 seconds... Girl expects me to say something, I expect her to say something... More silence...* Girl: I gtg now.. cya.. Me: Sure.. buh-bye.. *She leaves... I am left wondering 'Am I supposed to have said something more'...* P.S; I promise, I aint making this up. Arre yaar it is all a game of percentages. Ask 10 out, maybe a couple will say yes. Use that 2 second pause to do it. Also, learn to love football..hahahaha...:hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I dont think womanizers make good forummers. THEY DONT HAVE TIME FOR FORUMS .. They are busy :alienbooty: :sex:
DomainK Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 THEY DONT HAVE TIME FOR FORUMS .. They are busy :alienbooty: :sex: Exactly. And its necessary to understand that a womanizer is not one who always thinks about women and sex (thats just a man) but one who gets women in bed.:D
flamy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Arre yaar it is all a game of percentages. Ask 10 out' date=' maybe a couple will say yes. [b']Use that 2 second pause to do it. Also, learn to love football..hahahaha...:hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: u a quikie champion! :two_thumbs_up:
punjabi_khota Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: u a quikie champion! :two_thumbs_up: 4pXfHLUlZf4
flamy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 um... I don't do well with womyn... so I'm a gentleman's gentleman (can be rough too)
Desi Cartman Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 um... I don't do well with womyn... so I'm a gentleman's gentleman (can be rough too) it seems u dont like FACING :giggle:
flamy Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 it seems u dont like FACING :giggle: completely lost me :dontknow:
Desi Cartman Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 completely lost me :dontknow: hint#1 : :alienbooty::alienbooty: Hint#2 :alienbooty: :reddy:
Ram Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Arre yaar it is all a game of percentages. Ask 10 out' date=' maybe a couple will say yes. [b']Use that 2 second pause to do it. Also, learn to love football..hahahaha...:hysterical::hysterical: Man, that sounds awesome.. Never thought bout till now. :giggle:
punjabi_khota Posted January 8, 2009 Author Posted January 8, 2009 Man' date=' that sounds awesome.. Never thought bout till now. :giggle:[/quote'] 0hBIDEmUw0s
Guest dada_rocks Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I am an womanizer.. Girls might laugh at thsi assertion but who cares. If I think I am then I am:--D On serious note I detest the idea of womanizer because you have to stoop low to be chivalrous. I lilke to treat girls as equal and there is no room for chivalry in equality hence even if I wanted I cud not be an womanizer.
Ram Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I am an womanizer.. Girls might laugh at thsi assertion but who cares. If I think I am then I am:--D On serious note I detest the idea of womanizer because you have to stoop low to be chivalrous. I lilke to treat girls as equal and there is no room for chivalry in equality hence even if I wanted I cud not be an womanizer. You see thats the thing, I respect myself too much to go and giggle and say stupid, unrelated things just to pick up women. :D
fineleg Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 You see thats the thing' date=' I respect myself too much to go and [u']giggle and say stupid, unrelated things just to pick up women. :D even though it is accompanied by a smiley, that is a sexist statement. (and a wrong assumption you have made too)
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