Shane Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Agarkar?s bowling always Zero Batsman face him become hero Agarkar line and length is wrong Batsman face him very strong Spectators seeing sixes long Opposition sings a winning song Agarkar?s bowling so simple Batsmen scoring do ample Agarkar students take sample They should learn from god?s temple. Speed of his bowling very slow Runs will come like a river flow Oppostion players faces glow Playing Agarkar is captain?s blow Opposition hopes for Agarkar Bowler?s fears for Tendulkar Mentally retarded manjrekar Match fixing master Prabhakar Facing Agarkar is a lolly pop Opposition team is always top Captain is fighting like a super cop Agarkar is looking like an easy mop Agarkar is a bowling Kid Bowlers get his batting rid Agarkar age is something mid Opposition winning punters bid What is the sin that his fans have did Agarkar?s bowling always skid. Agarkar?s selection team is bad Fans are getting total mad Agarkar is a bowling dad Captaining side feeling sad Opposition holding scoring pad Agarkar is their winning lad Agarkar bowling sweet like a honey BCCI paying fees like a money Agarkar bowling is like a cake His selection in the team always a fake So many runs will batsman make He is in to team politics sake BCCI should thrown to river or lake Agarkar is the bowler?s name Opposition thinks to finish the game Captaining side loosing fame India?s performance always the same If Agarkar does his bowling well England looses Ian bell South Africa?s bowler Andrew Nell Asking Agarkar tips to tell India?s respect he will sell Bcci committee goes to hell Agarkar needs to drink a coke He is very great, just a joke Agarkar is the bowler fast His rank in the team is always last We have seen his bowling past Batsman going always blast Agarkar is like a bowling tree Batsman scoring runs in free We should call him Agarkar sree Agarkar?s bowling is like a lease Scoring runs is always an ease Sir ajit Agarkar the great, please don?t tease Agarkar thinks as a bowling gun Batsman scores like an eating bun After scoring winning run Opposition players having fun Agarkar is just watching sun. Agarkar bowling is not so quick Opposition batsman easy pick Agarkar doing score board tick India loosing, fans are sick. Agarkar?s bowling going vain Batsman scoring runs like a rain Matches winning opposition?s gain Loosing matches always pain Captain blaming Agarkar main He is a player number nine Agarkar leads the bowling gang Opposition batting like a bang When will Agarkar shoes will hang Playing Agarkar opposition?s cheer Loosing India fans will fear Agarkar is a oppostion?s dear Batsmen make a boundary clear India winning once in a year BCCI making expenses bear Captain?s complaint they won?t hear Agarkar likes bowling boon Ball will go to the sixer soon Eating lunch in the afternoon Agarkar looks at the rising moon Agarkar is a bowling man Opposition captain thanks his fan Batsmen make his bowling ban Just in a second, ball will ran Agarkar is like a beeda pan Agarkar?s not a bowling don Batsman scoring always ton Agarkar?s bowling speed is light Batsman getting early sight Agarkar giving no match fight Agarkar selection not so right Captain asking why so light Agarkar asking beer at night Opposition saying Agarkar cute His bowling speed his always mute India famous yielding jute Agarkar?s bowling always chute. Agarkar takes his single wicket Back at home winning ticket Agarkar not knows playing cricket. Very very ordinary Agarkar bowling All the matches India loosing Just for the fun we are chating My dear friends no no dating Not very good agarkar?s rating Agarkar?s failure we are hating Agarkar?s bowling not so good He would like to eat a food Agarkar bat is made up of sandal wood Agarkar playing so so late Captain saying no no mate Agarkar has a very low rate But nobody deciding agarkar?s fate Agarkar asking matches date Bcci opens entry gate Fans of Aggy says he is ace But very very low his bowling pace His bowling even children face Spectators near ball will race Agarkar sitting tying lace. Agarkar bowling in the cold Opposition holds him in the fold Bowling badly captain told Opposition bowlers get him bold Batsmen get his bowling hold All our respect he will sold Easy opposition, winning gold Agarkar bowling taking charge Opposition score runs in large Indian fast bowling Agarkar found Batsman hits him stadium round England government pays him pound He is opposition winning sound India winning Agarkar spoil Batsman make hi bowling boil Agarkar clothes are full of soil Opposition winning makes him coil Agarkar bowling pace is gentle Batsman score runs in bundle Agarkar becomes bowler mental His bowling gives batsman rental Agarkar body full of blood Batsman scoring runs in flood Agarkar draws a bowling Map Opposition opens scoring tap Batsman hitting in the Gap Agarkar loosing player?s cap Fielders blaming Aggy?s lap Agarkar needs a training SAP Agarkar doing bowling course He is opposition winning source Agarkar bowling making noise Opposition captain?s winning voice Department bowling, Agarkar poise Agarkar is a bowling boy Opposition batsman playing toy Facing Aggy gives them joy Freedom fighter mohan Roy Agarkar is a bowling joker BCCI committee is his broker Batsman score him always cracker Score board difficult saying tracker Agarkar bowling chocolate candy Batsman use him always handy Opposition winning final clash Agarkar bowling getting slash Ball has disappeared, lightning flash Agarkar shoes from company bata His bowling is like Leyland tata India storing loosing data Children teach him playing paata Agarkar bowling in the late Opposition opens winning gate Batsman deciding Agarkar fate Can any one say our winning date Agarkar bowling on to leg Batsmen give him drinking peg Opposition makes his bowling beg His batting always end in egg Link to comment
flamy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Mendis just overtook his record. 19 games for 50 ODI wickets. Link to comment
cochise Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Shane...that's a classic! :cantstop: Link to comment
flamy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 sorry.... was in a hurry. Did u write that Shane? :giggle: :hatsoff: Link to comment
Sachinism Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Poor Aggy lost his record Link to comment
Shane Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 sorry.... was in a hurry. Did u write that Shane? :giggle: :hatsoff: No ... not as talented as u flamy ... picked it up from bwtorrent !!! Link to comment
flamy Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 No ... not as talented as u flamy ... picked it up from bwtorrent !!! thx for posting! :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment
Anakin Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The writer might as well be our resident aggy expert and fan :haha: Good work :hysterical: Link to comment
Desi Cartman Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 wow :clap: wtf Agarkar takes his single wicket Back at home winning ticket Agarkar not knows playing cricket. Link to comment
EnterTheVoid Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 7 ducks in a row????? in a row????? its all right, I forgive you cat eyes Link to comment
sandtest Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Forget Gendbaaj Aagarkar. Balleybaaj Ajit is here to stay. Ajit --- Jisey koi jeet nahi sekaa -- invincible :yay::yay: Link to comment
Laaloo Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 111.2 RP Singh to Agarkar, FOUR!!, Gorgeous! fuller and on the stumps, Agarkar comes on the frontfoot and shows the full face of the bat, drives it straight down the ground for four, ever so beautiful! :D Link to comment
Guest Hiten. Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Another OTT Anti-Aggy thread. Link to comment
Shane Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 Personal Fav Opposition hopes for Agarkar Bowler?s fears for Tendulkar Mentally retarded manjrekar Match fixing master Prabhakar Link to comment
Shane Posted January 13, 2009 Author Share Posted January 13, 2009 Another one Agarkar?s bowling speed is light Batsman getting early sight Agarkar giving no match fight Agarkar selection not so right Captain asking why so light Agarkar asking beer at night Link to comment
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