Cricketics Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Awesome 4some pair of Umar Gul, Yasir Arafat, Sohail Khan and Master spinner Danish Kaneria were left in the ground by the pakistani team managers after their special bowling performance at Karachi National Stadium. Zaid Hamid, a navigator born at the border of pakistan and taliban, reported that he he had predicted this abysmal performance way before it took place. However, The 4some attack promised that they will reply with some blood on day 2 and they are planning to bowl the lankans out for less then 475. ~Press trust of pakistan & Taliban~ In other news, former captain Shoab Malik and current captain Younis Khan were locked in a Pigeon Locker and were taken to Karachi central jail for finger printing and some questioning. It is understood by top source of pakistan that Shayad Bhikari, a brutal hitter turned Spy, had seen them talking to a bookie on the eve of day 1.~ Press trust of Pakistan & Taliban~ Link to comment
cochise Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 :hysterical: Beautiful pictures of the gang of four and the terrible two! Danish Canary for Kapitan! But you musn't blame them so much...see... Umar Gul, Yasir Arafat, Sohail Khan and Master spinner Danish Kaneria Gul is being called back to ISI by chacha Hamid, Arafat is needed in Palestine (they thought he died...instead he absconded to play cricket in Pak...wtf..), Sohail just found out he is a certain Aamir lok ex-cricketers love child...and the canary is being recalled to the Denmark cricket team. As you can see...this is not a settled bowling order. Link to comment
Anakin Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Dude why are u insulting them, the dogs are way more useful Link to comment
DomainK Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 :hysterical: Beautiful pictures of the gang of four and the terrible two! Danish Canary for Kapitan! But you musn't blame them so much...see... Gul is being called back to ISI by chacha Hamid, Arafat is needed in Palestine (they thought he died...instead he absconded to play cricket in Pak...wtf..), Sohail just found out he is a certain Aamir lok ex-cricketers love child...and the canary is being recalled to the Denmark cricket team. As you can see...this is not a settled bowling order. Did he not express his hopes on captaincy, didnt he? And I cant see any particular reason why he can not be made one. Link to comment
Laaloo Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Reminds me of this thread. http://www.indiancricketfans.com/showthread.php?t=108006&highlight=profiling+tomorrow Link to comment
DomainK Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Danish's gone upside down again :two_thumbs_up: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
cochise Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Did he not express his hopes on captaincy, didnt he? And I cant see any particular reason why he can not be made one. Apparently the taliban have banned all music and him being a canary is not going to go down well with captaincy. Besides, they are looking for someone with ahealthy beard...not very happy with Eunice's hirsute effort. Link to comment
SachDan Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 stop keyboard abusing :mad::mad: Danish..Danish !! guys call him Kaneria Link to comment
cochise Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Danish..Danish !! guys call him Kaneria Canary in a coal mine. Link to comment
h4te Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Danish's gone upside down again :two_thumbs_up: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment
Dirty_South Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Danish's gone upside down again :two_thumbs_up: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Link to comment
h4te Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Danish's gone upside down again :two_thumbs_up: this deserves a second round of: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment
Dirty_South Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 this deserves a second round of: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: u shameless spammer :--D Link to comment
h4te Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 u shameless spammer :--D brah, i am just appreciating the post :dontknow: :secret: Link to comment
Rajiv Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 :hysterical: total masak kali Link to comment
Pak_Forever Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 It truly was a little painful to watch our pacers not doing well and bowling pie chuckers and paceless deliveries, those qualities don't exist in our fast bowlers, they belong to the pacers from our neighboring country :--D:--D Pakistani bowlers were just rusty (apart from Kaneria who's usually cr*p). We will come back strong. Pitch is pretty awful too, not helping much. Link to comment
Cricketics Posted February 21, 2009 Author Share Posted February 21, 2009 It truly was a little painful to watch our pacers not doing well and bowling pie chuckers and paceless deliveries' date=' those qualities don't exist in our fast bowlers, they belong to the pacers from our [b']neighboring country :--D:--D I thought Taliban was part of Pakistan. Link to comment
Pak_Forever Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 I thought Taliban was part of Pakistan. and I thought you were smart enough to understand the obvious, where for decades bowlers had no jack clue about pace, not like it has changed much :--D Link to comment
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