Holysmoke Posted March 24, 2009 Posted March 24, 2009 All the famous scientists are getting bored in heaven.They decide to play hide-n-seek.Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den.He is supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton . Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says "newton ka thappa!!! newton ka thappa!!" Newton says "aatli baatli phootli !!!" Hedenies and says i am not out........ He claims that he is not Newton ...... All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton ............. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!
Dirty_South Posted March 28, 2009 Posted March 28, 2009 As this is in the jokes section,I'm suppposed to laugh,rite ? :asleep:
h4te Posted March 30, 2009 Posted March 30, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: have heard it before, but it's still funny everytime!
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