Don Sharma Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The Problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody. " The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?" :cantstop:
Desi Cartman Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Desi Cartman Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 good one:hysterical: :banghead: U should have replied with :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: sari symmetry kharab kar di :banghead:
Dark Warrior Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 :banghead: U should have replied with :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: sari symmetry kharab kar di :banghead: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Kohum Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: symmetry kii aisi ki taisii
Dooks Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
Dark Warrior Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: symmetry kii aisi ki taisii :banghead:
dial_100 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 :hysterical: ek Coin dalunga aur... sari Symmetry kharab ho jayegi.. :hysterical:
beetle Posted April 4, 2009 Posted April 4, 2009 :bike:I hope your vending machine kicks you in the teeth when you try for your little pepsi...:orderorder:
flamy Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 :bike:I hope your vending machine kicks you in the teeth when you try for your little pepsi...:orderorder: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Shane Posted April 5, 2009 Posted April 5, 2009 :bike:I hope your vending machine kicks you in the teeth when you try for your little pepsi...:orderorder: :cantstop: :((
Don Sharma Posted April 5, 2009 Author Posted April 5, 2009 :bike:I hope your vending machine kicks you in the teeth when you try for your little pepsi...:orderorder: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :((
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