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if you can tell me how many zeroes are there in a billion................ i can give you those zeroes most definitely :icflove: Otherwise you get Babaji ka ghanta :aetsch:
9 pls :pray:
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A public service message by MTC The pitfalls of gambling

Dear Brothers, Take a look at me. Yes, this is your same old MTC. Couldnt recognise me in my rags, could you? There was a time when I was a multi-millionare here on ICF. I was happy and contended. Not for me were the ills of boozing. I didnt even keep those expensive pet owls which are all the rage among the ICF's rich and mighty. All the girls of IPL were like my Bahenjis. I didnt troll or pull Amits legs even though I was massively tempted. I restrained from abusing Khota and his IPL team despite provocations. The point is I had no vice. I was the ideal ICF resident, not talking much, involving in only relevant topics and stciking to the subject in the OP. Until that is, I took to the worst possible vice. Gambling my friends has been the ruin of me. It started as a curiosity. I saw the obscene wealth of some seasoned gamblers here and said why not. Started with $100 and i won. I was on a winning streak. It was only later I learnt with what cunning the ICF management fixes up bets. They let you win, they let you be overconfident and then tey take the pants off you. I was sucked in and did not realise till I was a pauper. By what cunning device did the EMC cause Mumbai to lose regularly and exit from the IPL, just to get at my hard earned ICF is beyond me, but they sucked every drop of blood in my vein So brothers, please learn from my naiveness and refrain from gambling. Please donate generously for your poor lost brother and may God make Mumbai win next time.

WTF! :hysterical: :hysterical:
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Hey guys, I have been a longtime member here.. very loyal and trustworthy.:). Pls offer me some moolahs in terms of billions, so i can participate in the IPL games.. Thanks.... ps. MTC hope u dont mind me using ur thread..

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A public service message by MTC The pitfalls of gambling

Dear Brothers, Take a look at me. Yes, this is your same old MTC. Couldnt recognise me in my rags, could you? There was a time when I was a multi-millionare here on ICF. I was happy and contended. Not for me were the ills of boozing. I didnt even keep those expensive pet owls which are all the rage among the ICF's rich and mighty. All the girls of IPL were like my Bahenjis. I didnt troll or pull Amits legs even though I was massively tempted. I restrained from abusing Khota and his IPL team despite provocations. The point is I had no vice. I was the ideal ICF resident, not talking much, involving in only relevant topics and stciking to the subject in the OP. Until that is, I took to the worst possible vice. Gambling my friends has been the ruin of me. It started as a curiosity. I saw the obscene wealth of some seasoned gamblers here and said why not. Started with $100 and i won. I was on a winning streak. It was only later I learnt with what cunning the ICF management fixes up bets. They let you win, they let you be overconfident and then tey take the pants off you. I was sucked in and did not realise till I was a pauper. By what cunning device did the EMC cause Mumbai to lose regularly and exit from the IPL, just to get at my hard earned ICF is beyond me, but they sucked every drop of blood in my vein So brothers, please learn from my naiveness and refrain from gambling. Please donate generously for your poor lost brother and may God make Mumbai win next time.

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A public service message by MTC The pitfalls of gambling

Dear Brothers, Take a look at me. Yes, this is your same old MTC. Couldnt recognise me in my rags, could you? There was a time when I was a multi-millionare here on ICF. I was happy and contended. Not for me were the ills of boozing. I didnt even keep those expensive pet owls which are all the rage among the ICF's rich and mighty. All the girls of IPL were like my Bahenjis. I didnt troll or pull Amits legs even though I was massively tempted. I restrained from abusing Khota and his IPL team despite provocations. The point is I had no vice. I was the ideal ICF resident, not talking much, involving in only relevant topics and stciking to the subject in the OP. Until that is, I took to the worst possible vice. Gambling my friends has been the ruin of me. It started as a curiosity. I saw the obscene wealth of some seasoned gamblers here and said why not. Started with $100 and i won. I was on a winning streak. It was only later I learnt with what cunning the ICF management fixes up bets. They let you win, they let you be overconfident and then tey take the pants off you. I was sucked in and did not realise till I was a pauper. By what cunning device did the EMC cause Mumbai to lose regularly and exit from the IPL, just to get at my hard earned ICF is beyond me, but they sucked every drop of blood in my vein So brothers, please learn from my naiveness and refrain from gambling. Please donate generously for your poor lost brother and may God make Mumbai win next time.

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