Sachinism Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 No, you dork, it is lower :winky: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Riley's Girl Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 No, you dork, it is lower :winky: Example: :cantstop::cantstop:
Riley's Girl Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 We touch 100 reps :yay: :aha:. My first among 3 threads to reach 100 reps :icflove: Thanks to the valued ICF-troll squad :woot:
Riley's Girl Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 That's what all those aunties said before they - Now you're just hot :woot:
achilles Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 Thanks to the valued ICF-troll squad :woot: Thanks. And I might as well reach the top today - Stats :icflove:
Riley's Girl Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 Okay' date=' lets get back to Johnson now. What a moron he is :--D[/quote'] I think he's pretty :P But what the hell happened to his hair?
achilles Posted March 3, 2010 Posted March 3, 2010 I think he's pretty :P But what the hell happened to his hair? Pretty? :((
achilles Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Baby playing Terrorist in a school play, I guess :((
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 Wha's like us The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume - a shabby raincoat - patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland. En route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland. He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland. At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland. During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfrieshire, Scotland. He watches the news on TV, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland. Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot - King James VI - who authorised its translation. He could take a drink, but the Scots make the best in the world. He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland. If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with Penicillan, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland and given Chloroform, an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland. Out of the anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland. Perhaps the only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask - " Wha's like us?"
achilles Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 ^ Bloody Brits *speaks in highly accented British English*
CricketGirl Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 depressing thought of the day?? 2 women each week are killed thru domestic violence!
Riley's Girl Posted March 4, 2010 Posted March 4, 2010 depressing thought of the day?? 2 women each week are killed thru domestic violence! Approximately 1 out of every 6 women has been victim to an attempted or completed rape in her lifetime. 15% of sexual assault & rape victims are under the age of 12.
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