theguyinallblue Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Pakistan starts it's own IIT Following India's lead of setting up IITs at a torrid pace, Pakistan has decided to start it's own IITs - The Islamic Institute of Technology. President Musharraf inaugurated the first IIT in Islamabad by detonating a bomb inside the institute premises. Later, at a press conference, he said, "Islam and technology go hand in hand. Islamic nations, such as Pakistan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh have strapped great technological achievements under their belt. The entire world has witnessed the explosion of Pakistani and Afghani Islamic technologies. I am confident that IIT Islamabad with take Islamic technological progress to the next level." IIT Islamabad has three department - Aeronautics, Mechanical and Chemical. The Aeronautics department specializes in placing bombs in Airplanes, hijacking airplanes and crashing airplanes into tall buildings. Mechanical department specializes in car bombs and cycle bombs. Chemical department, the most intensive, involves building bombs using household chemicals. Admission to IIT Islamabad is extremely competitive. Prospective candidates have to take the JEE-HAD (Joint Entrance Exam - Higher Academic Destruction) examination. Only the top 2% of the candidates qualify for admission. Shakeel Ahmed Bhat, a young, enterprising boy from Pakistan-occupied-Kashmir, aced the exam. When informed about his achievement, he yelled, "death to Hindus, Jews and America. Death to all non-Wahabis. Allah-o-Akbar." Then he went into a trance-like state. Credit to the original write... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4te Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :two_thumbs_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panesarv Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yoda Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Normally I am not impressed by all the anti-Pak rhetoric on this board, but this one deserves a :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celeste Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSK Fan Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Credit to the original write... who is the original writer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panesarv Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Normally I am not impressed by all the anti-Pak rhetoric on this board' date=' but this one deserves a :hysterical:[/quote'] +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Warrior Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hatsoff: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikred Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Man this is wrong and below the belt stuff. ....but its a very very funny wrong and below the belt stuff. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texy Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeXteR Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 o that was so hilarious....:hysterical::hysterical:hysterical: but we should not do it...as we are civilized people. people in pak have different definition of science- they think science is useful to make bombs and rockets only. IIT is to far a thing for them to understand or believe. Everything other than working of bombs and machine guns will be over their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Blaster Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 :fail: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maggot_brain Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 I shouldn't laugh at this, but I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterTheVoid Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 Pakistan starts it's own IIT Following India's lead of setting up IITs at a torrid pace, Pakistan has decided to start it's own IITs - The Islamic Institute of Technology. President Musharraf inaugurated the first IIT in Islamabad by detonating a bomb inside the institute premises. Later, at a press conference, he said, "Islam and technology go hand in hand. Islamic nations, such as Pakistan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh have strapped great technological achievements under their belt. The entire world has witnessed the explosion of Pakistani and Afghani Islamic technologies. I am confident that IIT Islamabad with take Islamic technological progress to the next level." IIT Islamabad has three department - Aeronautics, Mechanical and Chemical. The Aeronautics department specializes in placing bombs in Airplanes, hijacking airplanes and crashing airplanes into tall buildings. Mechanical department specializes in car bombs and cycle bombs. Chemical department, the most intensive, involves building bombs using household chemicals. Admission to IIT Islamabad is extremely competitive. Prospective candidates have to take the JEE-HAD (Joint Entrance Exam - Higher Academic Destruction) examination. Only the top 2% of the candidates qualify for admission. Shakeel Ahmed Bhat, a young, enterprising boy from Pakistan-occupied-Kashmir, aced the exam. When informed about his achievement, he yelled, "death to Hindus, Jews and America. Death to all non-Wahabis. Allah-o-Akbar." Then he went into a trance-like state. :hysterical: Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temujin Khaghan Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 :--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Online Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 too good!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wicket Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 soo poib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamy Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha: :fail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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