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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.†“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes†replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?†Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, bullet Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. bullet Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. bullet Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. bullet Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. bullet Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?†Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!†he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!â€

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That was awesome mr shubham45 but a jke on sherlock holmes also made me roll up n down the bed etne saare pj late kaha se ho??? kya tumhara yehi kaam hai???

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^even that wasnt funny :dontknow: how u found even that bit funny in this CR@P
yeah it wasnt,but wen u read the joke n there is totaaly irrelevant bullet after sometime,it becmes annoyingly funny
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Nobody understood this joke, except some people who go too deep in the joke and create a joke out of nothing. I think the best joke would be to consider this as a joke

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This is another Bullet Effing stone age Bullet Joke by Bullet Shubnum. Bullet :wall: Bullet. Bullet.
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