Sid Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying like that!" After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazillion ?". :cantstop:
Dark Warrior Posted July 16, 2011 Posted July 16, 2011 I saw a bumper sticker on a car yesterday that said, "I Miss Delhi." So I smashed the window and Raped her.
punjabiplaya Posted July 16, 2011 Author Posted July 16, 2011 a boy walks in to a strip club and later his mom finds out and she says,"Did you see anything you weren't supposed to see?" The boy says,"Yeah... I saw dad!"
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 I think my co*k is allergic to Cheryl Cole,everytime I see her it sneezes
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 Shark, lobster, crab and scouser. Which one is the odd one out? The shark. The other three pinch like feck and wear shell suits..
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 My new girlfriend told me it would be at least 6 months before she would give me a blow job. I said I completely understood and respect her decision - and I'll give her a call then. :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted July 17, 2011 Author Posted July 17, 2011 It has been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in medical experiments - Paki's will now be used instead. A leading scientist said "the advantage of using Paki's is although they breed just as quick as rabbits, you dont get fond of them." :hysterical:
Guest Gunner Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 for gunner Irony: More than half the Tottenham Hotspur team are black; and yet Gareth Bale is the one who most resembles a monkey. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: O lawd KT is going to be so upset!!!
punjabi_khota Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 It has been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in medical experiments - Paki's will now be used instead. A leading scientist said "the advantage of using Paki's is although they breed just as quick as rabbits, you dont get fond of them." :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical: HAHAHAHAAAAAAA :hysterical::hysterical:
Sid Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 It has been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in medical experiments - Paki's will now be used instead. A leading scientist said "the advantage of using Paki's is although they breed just as quick as rabbits, you dont get fond of them." :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Guest Gunner Posted July 17, 2011 Posted July 17, 2011 It has been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in medical experiments - Paki's will now be used instead. A leading scientist said "the advantage of using Paki's is although they breed just as quick as rabbits, you dont get fond of them." :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Laaloo Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 It has been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in medical experiments - Paki's will now be used instead. A leading scientist said "the advantage of using Paki's is although they breed just as quick as rabbits, you dont get fond of them." :hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Jadoo Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 It has been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in medical experiments - Paki's will now be used instead. A leading scientist said "the advantage of using Paki's is although they breed just as quick as rabbits, you dont get fond of them." :hysterical: :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop:
deepak_sach Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 What do you call an attack comprising of 70 year old Joel Garner,80 year old Michael Holding,85 year old Jeff Thomson? ANS:A toothless bowling attack :hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 Just lost my job as a personal shopper in a major department store. A woman asked me "What type of watch would best suit an Afro Caribbean gentleman?" It would seem that my answer of "A neighbourhood one", was not appreciated
punjabiplaya Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 I was standing in my back garden. . . . talking over the fence to the one of the student girls when she mentioned that some dirty pervert had stolen her underwear from the washing line. She then went on to add that the police were due any moment to look at the cctv footage from the camera mounted on the back of her house. . . . .i nearly sh*t her knickers!
punjabiplaya Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
punjabiplaya Posted July 19, 2011 Author Posted July 19, 2011 A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
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