punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2014 Author Posted April 20, 2014 A Paki dies and goes up to heaven. He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says, "What the feck do you want?" "I am here for Jesus." says the Paki. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here. :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2014 Author Posted April 20, 2014 Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Sachin=GOD Posted April 20, 2014 Posted April 20, 2014 Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Ouch :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 20, 2014 Author Posted April 20, 2014 This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?" The banker says, "Fluctuations." The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too." :cantstop:
Sidhoni Posted April 20, 2014 Posted April 20, 2014 This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?" The banker says, "Fluctuations." The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too." :cantstop:
add101 Posted April 21, 2014 Posted April 21, 2014 Three North Korean find themselves locked up, and they ask each other why they are in for. The first man says: "I was always 10 minutes late to work, so I was accused of sabotage". The second one say: "I was always 10 minutes early to work, so I was accused of espionage". The third one says: I always got to work on time, so I was accused of having a South Korean watch".
SLICKR392 Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 Paddy says to Mick...."I can't remember the name of that historical Greek film Brad Pitt was in "Troy." said Mick . Paddy : " I feckin am but I still can't remember!! "
coffee_rules Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: xplain please? Didn't get my slow brain...
CSK Fan Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 xplain please? Didn't get my slow brain... Really? According to the joke, releasing Pak = bad. So that was the threat. You do as we say or we release them
velu Posted April 24, 2014 Posted April 24, 2014 Arriving at the resort in the Kenya, I quickly realised there had been a terrible misunderstanding with my travel agent when I requested 'somewhere with affordable beautiful white b*tches' :--D :hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 I asked a sexy chineese girl for her number.. she replies sex sex sex,free sex tonight. i was like wow!!!!! Then her friend said she means 6663629 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
punjabiplaya Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 My mate Paddy took his Grandad to one of those fancy Health Spa's, where tiny little fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him £35, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral
punjabiplaya Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Kangana hit the ball Kangana took a single Kangana did not reach the crease Kangana Ranaut. Sameera went to a parlor Sameera did her hair Sameera did her makeup Sameera Reddy Lance arms weak. Lance joins gym. Lance does chin-ups. Lance Armstrong Hrithik entered dark room Hrithik scared Hrithik searched for switches Hrithik switches on the lights Hrithik Roshan Poonam puts Chuna Poonam puts Kathha Poonam puts Gulkand Poonam puts supari Poonam Pandey :--D
punjabiplaya Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 What did one milk carton say to the other milk carton? Whatsup dood? How do you get a pizza to move? Say.. Pizza hutt! How did the potato answer the phone? Aaloo? What do you call a fat lady waiting at the bus-stop? Motivating. What do you say to a sad tomato? Whats ta-matar
punjabiplaya Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 What do blacks have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman? Their criminal record.
punjabiplaya Posted April 24, 2014 Author Posted April 24, 2014 Ashamed and humiliated, I finally plucked up the courage to admit to the wife that I'd had to sign on. "Oh dear," she said. "The dole?" "No," I said. "With Manchester United." :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 I went to the doc and said I have a problem with diarrhoea and it's becoming unbearable. He said lemons are good for this. I said I know but as soon as I take one out it starts again :--D
punjabiplaya Posted April 30, 2014 Author Posted April 30, 2014 My deaf friend likes to watch porn with subtitles. I guess otherwise he wouldn't know what was going on :yay:
SLICKR392 Posted April 30, 2014 Posted April 30, 2014 Ashamed and humiliated, I finally plucked up the courage to admit to the wife that I'd had to sign on. "Oh dear," she said. "The dole?" "No," I said. "With Manchester United." :haha: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
coffee_rules Posted May 1, 2014 Posted May 1, 2014 Really? According to the joke, releasing Pak = bad. So that was the threat. You do as we say or we release them Ofcourse..I don't know why I didn't get it :--D
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