gaurav92 Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Little Johnny's Teacher says - whoever can answer the following questions can have half day off school. Who said ".ask not what your country can do for you" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Nancy shouts "John F Kennedy" Teacher says "very good Nancy you can go" Teacher asks "who said - I have a dream" - b4 Johnny can open his mouth Mary shouts - "Martin Luther King" Teacher says very good Mary you can go" Johnny is raging & just as teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish those bitc*s wud keep their fecking mouths shut" Teacher looks & says "who said that" Johnny replies "Wayne rooney - c u tomorrow" A Pakistani has been run over by a reversing car. He is still alive but only just. Police are urging the driver to come forward....... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
beetle Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Nothing says 'I have faith' like having 3 inch bulletproof glass on the popemobile ouch!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Gunner_Mania Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 Nothing says 'I have faith' like having 3 inch bulletproof glass on the popemobile
Dark Warrior Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 One trick question that will surely destroy the Pope's reputation no matter whether he answers yes or no: "Have you stopped molesting young boys these days?"
Dark Warrior Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 The Pope gets shot on his visit to the UK and is rushed to hospital. On the way to the operating theatre he regains conciousness and whispers to the nurse "Am I in heaven?" The Nurse says "No we're just taking a shortcut through the children's ward!"
Dark Warrior Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 pathan to girl: "mujhe tum se pyaar hai". GIRL: " TAMEEZ SE BAAT KAR"... PATHAN: "BISMILLAH HIR RAHMAN NIR RAHIM I LUV YU"
b555 Posted September 18, 2010 Posted September 18, 2010 pathan to girl: "mujhe tum se pyaar hai". GIRL: " TAMEEZ SE BAAT KAR"... PATHAN: "BISMILLAH HIR RAHMAN NIR RAHIM I LUV YU" :haha:
punjabiplaya Posted September 18, 2010 Author Posted September 18, 2010 After having his a*se shagged until it bled on his first day in prison. George Michael has appealed against his 8 week sentence. He wants it increased to 30 weeks
punjabiplaya Posted September 18, 2010 Author Posted September 18, 2010 Went for a job as a blacksmith and he asked me if I have ever shoed a horse. I said "No but I've told a donkey to feck off!"
punjabiplaya Posted September 18, 2010 Author Posted September 18, 2010 My girlfriend came home from work the other day and wanted me to console her, so I hit her over the head with my x box!
punjabiplaya Posted September 18, 2010 Author Posted September 18, 2010 I was waitin in a queue at a hotel reception and I heard a man asking if the porn channel was disabled. Really, what people these days are into is disgusting!
punjabiplaya Posted September 20, 2010 Author Posted September 20, 2010 One of them Chilean miners is well p*ssed off - he forgot to clock in !!!
punjabiplaya Posted September 20, 2010 Author Posted September 20, 2010 Today i was sacked from my job at the swimming pool because apparently it's inappropriate to deny a paki entry by tapping on the 'No Bombing' sign.
Laaloo Posted September 20, 2010 Posted September 20, 2010 One of them Chilean miners is well p*ssed off - he forgot to clock in !!! :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Guest Gunner Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Today i was sacked from my job at the swimming pool because apparently it's inappropriate to deny a paki entry by tapping on the 'No Bombing' sign. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
Jadoo Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 One of them Chilean miners is well p*ssed off - he forgot to clock in !!! :cantstop::cantstop::cantstop::cantstop:
gaurav92 Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Good ones PP.Keep them "Flooding" in. :nice:
Sachinism Posted September 21, 2010 Posted September 21, 2010 Me and my Indian friend had a mustache growing competition. She won.
punjabiplaya Posted September 21, 2010 Author Posted September 21, 2010 I went to see a phsycic last weekend and she told me that I'd be coming into money. Last night I sh*gged a girl called Penny! Spooky. :winky:
punjabiplaya Posted September 22, 2010 Author Posted September 22, 2010 My english teacher just told me that my grammar is no good. I said 'yeah well your grandad is a pr*ck'
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