I'm fit and bowling in rhythm - Shoaib

[Guest BossBhai]

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[Sachinism]

Great stuff Bumper, the last line killed it

[achilles]

Down but not out: Shoaib Akhtar "I alwaish thot i waish tha most attractiv maan far Shania mirsha. She promished to marry me lasht year", Akhtar made a shocking revelation today. As the press reporters looked stunned (given the buzz around Sania's wedding), Akhtar went on. "I called Shania lasht year and she told me that I wash her maan". As the press got more and more curious, "Why then did she decided to marry Malik ?" asked a reporter. "I tried to vishit her lasht year and i gat injured on the plane while i bent down to pickup the garbaghe you know for that good lookingh air hostessh. I then spent 4 daysh at the hoshpitaal." "I then told Shania i'll meet her at her home. I then went to the local storee to get shome flowersh, but that ****** Ijazh butt fined all ma money, i didnt have money to buy my shania flowersh." "I then went to Shahrukh kahn and gave him an ultimatum. You give me money now or i quit, i said. But Mr Khan told me they already cut me off. Too bad, too bad. I then finally decided to meet Shania ash ish. Shania thot i wash too bald to be a good fast bawler. But i didnt think sho." ranted Shoaib. "I then finally shook handsh with Shania. It musth have been her shtrong handsh, i was hospitalished again with a finger injhury" "I now learnt that Shania dump me for Malik, i am downn now, but not out. I will maka come back again", said a sad Shoaib. As the press dispersed Shoaib was seen negotiating with the press photographers a contract that will picture Shoaib in the leading Indian magazines, for a sum that will earn him his bus ticket back to Karachi. Down, but not out!

:hysterical: And his most commonly said word - "ya".

[Pakistan-India]

but he's better bowler than any indian bowler on the paper in the short stints he had, thats why we love him, and if he still come back now, he will bowl at 90mph and trouble the batsman, even thought he's touching 40

[Laaloo]

but he's better bowler than any indian bowler on the paper in the short stints he had' date= thats why we love him, and if he still come back now, he will bowl at 90mph and trouble the batsman, even thought he's touching 40

:WTF:

[DomainK]

Down but not out: Shoaib Akhtar "I alwaish thot i waish tha most attractiv maan far Shania mirsha. She promished to marry me lasht year", Akhtar made a shocking revelation today. As the press reporters looked stunned (given the buzz around Sania's wedding), Akhtar went on. "I called Shania lasht year and she told me that I wash her maan". As the press got more and more curious, "Why then did she decided to marry Malik ?" asked a reporter. "I tried to vishit her lasht year and i gat injured on the plane while i bent down to pickup the garbaghe you know for that good lookingh air hostessh. I then spent 4 daysh at the hoshpitaal." "I then told Shania i'll meet her at her home. I then went to the local storee to get shome flowersh, but that ****** Ijazh butt fined all ma money, i didnt have money to buy my shania flowersh." "I then went to Shahrukh kahn and gave him an ultimatum. You give me money now or i quit, i said. But Mr Khan told me they already cut me off. Too bad, too bad. I then finally decided to meet Shania ash ish. Shania thot i wash too bald to be a good fast bawler. But i didnt think sho." ranted Shoaib. "I then finally shook handsh with Shania. It musth have been her shtrong handsh, i was hospitalished again with a finger injhury" "I now learnt that Shania dump me for Malik, i am downn now, but not out. I will maka come back again", said a sad Shoaib. As the press dispersed Shoaib was seen negotiating with the press photographers a contract that will picture Shoaib in the leading Indian magazines, for a sum that will earn him his bus ticket back to Karachi. Down, but not out!

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[DomainK]

He was fat like a penguin pre liposuction. I am not sure he will be able to waddle through the run up all the way without collapsing.

[Pakistan-India]

:WTF:

his averrage, overall in the both formats, and strike rate.

[nballa]

I bet you would. Not too many genital warts on the scene these days..

you don't make sense. but that was expected.

[satyam1729]

his averrage' date=' overall in the both formats, and strike rate.[/quote'] He used to run away from bowling most of the times.So yes clearly he is a better bowler:haha::giggle::hysterical: http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/stats/index.html?class=1;filter=advanced;opposition=1;opposition=2;opposition=3;opposition=4;opposition=5;opposition=6;opposition=7;opposition=8;orderby=awards_match;team=6;team=7;template=results;type=allround;view=awards http://stats.cricinfo.com/ci/engine/stats/index.html?class=2;filter=advanced;opposition=1;opposition=2;opposition=3;opposition=4;opposition=5;opposition=6;opposition=7;opposition=8;orderby=awards_match;team=6;team=7;template=results;type=allround;view=awards I don't see him anywhere in these list:haha:

[satyam1729]

but he's better bowler than any indian bowler on the paper in the short stints he had' date=' thats why we love him, and if he still come back now, he will bowl at 90mph and trouble the batsman, even thought he's touching 40[/quote'] You love him for the same reason you love Afridi and Imran Nazir. Pakistan have a history of loving 1 match wonder:haha:

[Mr Eintstein]

You love him for the same reason you love Afridi and Imran Nazir. Pakistan have a history of loving 1 match wonder:haha:

A touch harsh grouping akhtar with those two, as the times he DID play he was actually very consistent. however, his laziness meant this was not often. He was an excellent bowler, but is obviously not now. He should retire to save himself further humiliation.

[hari504504]

A touch harsh grouping akhtar with those two' date=' as the times he DID play he was actually very consistent. however, his laziness meant this was not often. He was an excellent bowler, but is obviously not now. He should retire to save himself further humiliation.[/quote'] Yup..He was truly lethal for a couple of years ..before glamour got to his head Apart from Mc.Grath/Walsh/Ambrose he was another one that could take the pitch out of the equation.. Heard that the Afghan batsmen who were playing friendlies in Pakistan didn't find him to be too much of a bother last month - which says a lot !!. Please retire and come to India :two_thumbs_up: like Wasim -

[vvvslaxman]

I have never heard of an active sportsman going for liposuction for reducing fat . Freaking cut down the carbs , do exercise and lose weight. If he can't do that how the eff he is going to come back.

[vvvslaxman]

seems like Actor is going to play in Bangladesh :cantstop: What is with all the Paki players playing in Bangladesh leagues

[hari504504]

seems like Actor is going to play in Bangladesh :cantstop: What is with all the Paki players playing in Bangladesh leagues

All the match practice they can get... Everyone's probbaly used to their crappy domestic league standards..probably trying to get exposure in varied pitches

[DaFan]

All the match practice they can get... Everyone's probbaly used to their crappy domestic league standards..probably trying to get exposure in varied pitches

WTF makes you think that BD domestic sucks, do you follow the domestic league and watch the games. Please don't spit out nonsense from ur a.$.$ in da future. BTW paki players is performing poorly in the NCL T20 league. Waste of money t hired them, imho. ________ vaporizer review

[hari504504]

WTF makes you think that BD domestic sucks

Dude..you even read what I post ? Pakistani Domestic Scene man...

[DaFan]

Dude..you even read what I post ? Pakistani Domestic Scene man...

your reference to "crappy domestic league" was not clear, I apologize. ________ Chevrolet Camaro specifications

[Equinox]

Shoaib Akhtar in NCL T20 3 matches 11 Overs 95 runs 1 wicket Econ: 8.63 He has made $18,000 for this performance. No wonder that Chittagong has released him with 2 matches to go.