What they say and What they mean!

[Bumper]

They say: "Empty the bench & bring in the new players". They mean: "Can't stand the same bunch of fookers fixin the game, need some new fookers" They say: "Can we win the 2011 world cup ?" They mean: "If we all move to Australia..." They say: "Kamran Akmal is a Wicket keeper or a batsman ?" They mean: "Yaar when he's not batting well, he's a keeper. When he's not keeping well, he's a batsman. When he does neither he is a vice captain.." They say: "Well played India!" They mean: "Who cares about cricket! Lets watch worldcup soccer" They say: "So, should ODIs stay ?" They mean: "Not until we end our nine game losing streak" They say: "Shoaib Akhtar bowled his heart out yaar" They mean: "He's just two games away from the hospital" After a looong time had some time to watch cricket & it was well worth it :--D. Now that the donkeys are cornered, I expect them to roar back against the Bangles

[Malcolm Merlyn]

Bumpy you naughty guy you have been visiting the Padosis haaaannnnn:nono::headshake:

[Rajiv]

:haha::haha: Classic Bumper, Aktar one was diamond

[Manny_Pacquiao]

Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

[achilles]

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Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

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[DomainK]

They say: "Empty the bench & bring in the new players". They mean: "Can't stand the same bunch of fookers fixin the game, need some new fookers" They say: "Can we win the 2011 world cup ?" They mean: "If we all move to Australia..." They say: "Kamran Akmal is a Wicket keeper or a batsman ?" They mean: "Yaar when he's not batting well, he's a keeper. When he's not keeping well, he's a batsman. When he does neither he is a vice captain.." They say: "Well played India!" They mean: "Who cares about cricket! Lets watch worldcup soccer" They say: "So, should ODIs stay ?" They mean: "Not until we end our nine game losing streak" They say: "Shoaib Akhtar bowled his heart out yaar" They mean: "He's just two games away from the hospital" After a looong time had some time to watch cricket & it was well worth it :--D. Now that the donkeys are cornered, I expect them to roar back against the Bangles

Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

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[SachDan]

Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

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[Aaku]

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[Tridibans_16]

Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

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[Guest BossBhai]

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[Roshanrocks]

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[mastana]

They say : "India vs Pakistan ODI 'head to head'" They mean : "we still suck in world cups against india :wall: " And when they know what they mean they delete that thread. :hehe:

[gaurav92]

They say: "Empty the bench & bring in the new players". They mean: "Can't stand the same bunch of fookers fixin the game, need some new fookers" They say: "Can we win the 2011 world cup ?" They mean: "If we all move to Australia..." They say: "Kamran Akmal is a Wicket keeper or a batsman ?" They mean: "Yaar when he's not batting well, he's a keeper. When he's not keeping well, he's a batsman. When he does neither he is a vice captain.." They say: "Well played India!" They mean: "Who cares about cricket! Lets watch worldcup soccer" They say: "So, should ODIs stay ?" They mean: "Not until we end our nine game losing streak" They say: "Shoaib Akhtar bowled his heart out yaar" They mean: "He's just two games away from the hospital" After a looong time had some time to watch cricket & it was well worth it :--D. Now that the donkeys are cornered, I expect them to roar back against the Bangles

Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

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[TheWall]

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[Lord]

Bumper's back:yay:

[Ram]

Most Pakistani fans defy description though. Its ok to be passionate about your team, but nothing can explain the sheer delusion that most of their fans exhibit. Many of them still think Akhtar is only one more liposuction session away from cricketing greatness, while Afridi is just an inch more of facial hair away from overtaking Sachin’s legacy. To each his own I suppose, as long as it helps them to get through their nights.

[Jadoo]

They say: "Empty the bench & bring in the new players". They mean: "Can't stand the same bunch of fookers fixin the game, need some new fookers" They say: "Can we win the 2011 world cup ?" They mean: "If we all move to Australia..." They say: "Kamran Akmal is a Wicket keeper or a batsman ?" They mean: "Yaar when he's not batting well, he's a keeper. When he's not keeping well, he's a batsman. When he does neither he is a vice captain.." They say: "Well played India!" They mean: "Who cares about cricket! Lets watch worldcup soccer" They say: "So, should ODIs stay ?" They mean: "Not until we end our nine game losing streak" They say: "Shoaib Akhtar bowled his heart out yaar" They mean: "He's just two games away from the hospital" After a looong time had some time to watch cricket & it was well worth it :--D. Now that the donkeys are cornered, I expect them to roar back against the Bangles

Ravi Shastri, at presentation: What he said: Well Shaheed, not fair to ask you too many questions. when a match like this happens what can you say What he meant: haha...aaja beta, teri toh aaj sahi bejatti ho gayi. bol saale, kaisa lagta hai jab indians teri g aand ki ghunti baja dete hain ? thoda ointment lagaale... Afriddi: What he said: Yaa, it was good game, we all enjoyed. The way Gautam, Dhoni, Bhajji, and Raina played amazing. game is entertaining, people love watching us and the indian kirketers. What he meant: Chalo, g aand pe ek do chumma wumma lagadiya. Ab IPL ka contract toh milega hi milega. tab mein apni tempo ko chhor ke ek gaadi khareed lunga...mera bhikari ka sapna poora hojayega, inshallah.

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