Zero_Unit Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 If you ask me, Australia has a better chance of winning the WC then England does. Remember the last time Eng toured us? totaly thrashed. Even when they toured Bangladesh recently, Bangladesh milked them till the end. Their win was not convincing what so ever! Not sure why most people compares the test side with odi or t-20 side.
Manny_Pacquiao Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 The T20 side that is the best in the world? t20 is a joke, england winning that world cup means very little, especially in the context of the ODI game
girishk14 Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 t20 is a joke' date=' england winning that world cup means very little, especially in the context of the ODI game[/quote'] ur world cup was more of laziness and complacence of SL and Aus
gaurav92 Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 No. Favourites are India Sri Lanka and may be South Africa, but not England :--D
vvvslaxman Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Joke is on England!!! http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/cricket-world-cup-2011/an-english-cricket-team-and-an-irish-cricket-team-walk-out-onto-a-field-the-jokes-on-england/story-e6frf3ju-1226015165778 An English cricket team and an Irish cricket team walk out onto a field ... and the joke's on England! The Irish have been the butt of jokes for centuries but after their World Cup upset of England, we think it's time the tables were turned on Old Blighty The cricket world rejoiced overnight when the plucky Irish came from nowhere to beat England by three wickets in Bangalore. And after a long, hot summer of Ashes taunts from the Barmy Army, this is a chance for Aussie cricket fans to join their Irish brothers and laugh at the cocky Poms. _________________________________________________________________________ We've come up with some England jokes, but we're sure you can do better. Read our list of one-liners below and leave your own side-splitters at the bottom of the page. _______________________________________________________________________ It's already begun. Steven Beacon, the editor of The Belfast Telegraph, told Melbourne radio station SEN this morning "Guys, we've just won the Ashes back for ya." It might not feel as good as an Ashes win, but the look on the faces of the England players early this morning is too good a chance to pass up. Foxsports.com.au's best England jokes Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English? A. An all-rounder. Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates? A. At least they can say they're not really English. Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything. Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler. Q. What do Matt Prior and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion. Q. What is the definition of optimism? A. An England batsman putting on sunscreen before going out to bat. Q. What is the difference between an England batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss both. Paul Collingwood's mobile rings in the dressing room and the team manager picks it up. "Hello." "Hi, I'd like to speak to Paul." "Sorry he has just gone out to bat, but hold the line he wont be long." England sent an emergency call to Prince Charles after the match asking him to come to India and save their World Cup campaign. Prince Charles replied: "I'd love to come and help, however I can't bat. But don't worry ... Camilla Parker Bowles."
vvvslaxman Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Joks are old.. but you could see how Australians didn't waste time to make fun of Pommies.
gaurav92 Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 As I said, England no where close to favorites :hehe:
Zero_Unit Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 haha ... nice one's. What jokes can we crack up if we would have lost? hehe
gaurav92 Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 ^ Exactly. I also read some jokes on Aus after they lost in the Ashes :cantstop:
Sachinism Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Q. What advantage do Kevin Pietersen and Jonathan Trott have over the rest of their teammates? A. At least they can say they're not really English. :D
ganeshran Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Aussies - Poms dont like each other one bit :hysterical::hysterical:
Zero_Unit Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Im not worried by our batting at all actually' date=' it is only a matter of time until it clicks.[/quote'] Matter of time? More like one more game away to get the boot from the WC. SA will destroy you guys with PACE while Bangla boys will destory you guys with SPIN. LOLZ matter of time! Good one...:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
achilles Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Oh, my Aussie brothers are all over the Pommies :hysterical:
BERGKAMP Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 On current form SA will wipe the floor with them, then they have a tricky tie vs Bangladesh which won't be easy, so they may have to go into their final game against the Windes having to win to qualify.
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