Some one liners from your friends-family post India/Aus game and Pre India-Pak game

[Jersey #10]

^:fail:

[Zelig]

^ okay

[mohd_tariq]

Pak fans dont bash me :cantstop: It was posted by my friend on FB Indian team penalised by animal activist for hunting 11 kangaroos yesterday:)

Soon animal activists will be baying for Indian team to be jailed for killing 11 tigers (so called cornered ones )

[mohd_tariq]

I was going to post the same thing! It's going viral on my facebook news feed :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

:hysterical: classic post this on pak passion ....theyll go crazy opening threads to counter this

[Aaku]

Oh Indian team walo apna khayal rak ho kyon ke Sheela tumari jawan hai Munny tumari badnam hai aur CAPTAIN HAMARA PATHAN HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

India's response jung toh cheed gayi hai kamino.....SHEELA hamari JAWAN hai, MUNNI hamari BADNAAM hai or jitne runs Sachin k hai utna SQUARE FEET tumhara pakistan hai :P

[kabira]

:hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff:

[punjabi_khota]

Oh Indian team walo apna khayal rak ho kyon ke Sheela tumari jawan hai Munny tumari badnam hai aur CAPTAIN HAMARA PATHAN HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

[Sid]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Prakat]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Prakat]

India's response jung toh cheed gayi hai kamino.....SHEELA hamari JAWAN hai, MUNNI hamari BADNAAM hai or jitne runs Sachin k hai utna SQUARE FEET tumhara pakistan hai :P

:two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up:

[Prakat]

Oh Indian team walo apna khayal rak ho kyon ke Sheela tumari jawan hai Munny tumari badnam hai aur CAPTAIN HAMARA PATHAN HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Acha Pathan hai? Toh phir bhains aur bakri ko bhi andar le aao bhai.

[Aaku]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Cricketics]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up::two_thumbs_up:

[Karan114]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[zaheer]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

hahaha nice one :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[glogirl]

afridi: we shouldn't let sachin to score his 100th hundred akthar: i have a plan afridi: what plan? akthar: we shall get all out at 98... now howwzattt afridi:!!!!!

[Sachin=GOD]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:adore: :adore: :adore: :adore:

[Dark Warrior]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[Ramzz]

Another one: Afridi: Maina abhi Indiya ke media ko kaha hai ki hum Tendulkar ko century marne nahin denge Pak Team: Haisa kyoun keh diya, woh kya farm mein hai abhi...(literally *****ing their pants) Afridi: Abhey agar hum 93 pe out nahin honge to mein ball ko kha jahounga. Daoon't warry Got this from FB

[Ramzz]

Abbe captain mein tumhare akal nahi, sirf umar mein hi jawaan hai Sachin aur UV ki batting ko dekh ke poori team tumhari hairan hai, pareshan hai, Jab g@@aand maar lenge mohali mein tumhari, phir naa kehna ki "hum to mehmaan hai" :dontknow:

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