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Commentator(Rameez Raza) - Boom Razzaq smokes it out of this ground...... BOOM BOOM BOOM ....WTF there smoke in the ground ?? Bhago mother-lover' date=' kissi ne stadium mein BOMB phod diya !![/quote'] :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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They are going to have a combination of 7 cricketers + 4 suicide bombers in every team. Shooting in the match will be legal. Fixing will be broadcast live just after the toss. 0.1 Hafeez Saeed springs off his mark, runs to the crease,spins his pistol and shoots Kamran Khatmal straight in the ass. Osama Owls get their first wicket. Karachi Khatmals are 0/1. Good Riddance !

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"We first considered the idea a couple of years ago," he said. "The documents were complete and we were all set to go, but the attack on the Sri Lankan team meant that we had to shelve all of our plans at that time Feel really bad for the Poor PAKIs!!!!!:((

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They are going to have a combination of 7 cricketers + 4 suicide bombers in every team. Shooting in the match will be legal. Fixing will be broadcast live just after the toss. 0.1 Hafeez Saeed springs off his mark, runs to the crease,spins his pistol and shoots Kamran Khatmal straight in the ass. Osama Owls get their first wicket. Karachi Khatmals are 0/1. Good Riddance !
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They have got total 19 teams. 13 confirmed and six yet to be confirmed. All Pakistani players, so it's a purely domestic event. It's like they have renamed the old domestic T20 event and have added a few more teams to it. Version of IPL? No way.

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What we are trying to do is to organise a competition in Dubai. This idea was discussed in the past and has very much been in our plans and is still on the table. I'm sure we (PCB) can organise this tournament, which will run along the lines of the Indian Premier League."
Will they give free tickets to camels to fill empty stadiums and watch Padosi players play .
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this has been in talks for some time but the current situation in Pakistan will be a deterrent. Ramiz said if you give huge amounts of money, then let's see how the like of Ponting and other players come to Pakistan. Obviously, Ramiz didn't know what he was talking about However, the local league had huge support

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this has been in talks for some time but the current situation in Pakistan will be a deterrent. Ramiz said if you give huge amounts of money, then let's see how the like of Ponting and other players come to Pakistan. Obviously, Ramiz didn't know what he was talking about
Money doesn't mean you risk your life .He already has enough.
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Hilarious stuff :hysterical: Pakis can't even play their own games in Pakistan and want to set up PPL :haha: And based on the fact that PCB is nearly bankrupt I wonder who will pay the bill and when do they organize it coz 2 months are reserved for IPL and we all know who's gonna show up for Paki Paindu League :cantstop: I can only see B grade B'deshi & Lankan players playing in the league with maybe guys like Loots Bosman from SA as "icon" players :hysterical: I wish Pakis launch PPL coz it's gonna be epic self pawnage :cantstop:

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