Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Likewise just because you don't like my views on religion you cant simply start ridiculing me calling me all sorts of things. Especially when you have admitted that you know very little about Islam. DUHHH! I said dont 'make things up'. I didnt say 'dont ridicule me'. Your earlier assertion that I said 'All stats in cricket are meaningless' was A LIE, plain and simple and it was about time you gave a clarification. Whats that got to do with me mocking you all time? And seriously, why would anyone with a half-decent interest in satire/sarcasm not mock you? For Pete's sake, you're such an inviting and easy target. For starters, you're completely predictable - All somebody needs to do is in throw in the odd pro-Muslim remark here and there and you'll be there in seconds like a puppy after a bone, piling on your boring lectures about holy books, burqas etc. Its pretty obvious you cannot control yourself when it comes to these rants. :hysterical: Believe it or not, I have a won a couple of $10 bet with my buddies, for correctly predicting that you would make an entrance in a certain threads within the next 30 mins. So, thank you for that.. Long live your paranoia and hysteria! I hope to keep profiting from that for generations to come! If that isnt enough, you a say lot of stupid/dumb things, things can only happen in the fantasy lala-land that I am sure you spend most of your time living in. Of course people are going to have a field day pointing those out. If that isnt bad enough, you come across as a shameless suck-up, often cosying up to people you agree with, forming e-gangs with them. You think anybody here has forgotten the drama you enacted with messers Dada Rocks and Sandtest.. OMG, you guys would post together, quit together, come back together, paint each others' fences..Too bad the e-bond didnt last that long. :hysterical: And then, there's this habit of spamming peoples inboxes like an uncontrolled freak.. it is particularly hilarious when you literally spam the daylights of the mods inboxes, asking them to intervene in threads on the one hand, while shouting your throat hoarse about freedom of speech on the other. And wait - the story goes on.. You exhibit typical 10 year old tendencies - Repeatedly opening threads that have just been closed (I mean who does that?! :hysterical:), giving out tough-guy warnings on the internet! :(WTF). Think of it - Till a while ago, all i had to do was to gently rib you, grab some soda and chips and lay back on the couch and enjoy as your embarrassed yourself with one hideous sexual reference after another! I absolutely wish you kept doing that! :hysterical: So, in summary (phewwww) - you say stupid, inappropriate things.. You're completely predictable.. You act a quarter of your age.. You're pretty much shameless. Why would anyone NOT mock you? BTW Let me know if you want me to produce examples of liberals and what they do with flags .... forget flags lets talk about something more earth-shattering ... such as liberals suggesting India give up its territories. Now please don't hurl some churlish remark because you don't like what I said. Yessir, please give me a specific example of anyone here, who in your opinion is a liberal, saying 'Burning the national flag is equal to freedom of expression'. Or is that another shameless lie you pulled out of the magic hat? get on with the times dude ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar%20Nazi I thot Kool dudes like such cute phrases ... No ? :nervous: Errrm, Anti-stats Nazi is NOT CUTE! Its actually distasteful and hideous! What part of that you DO NOT understand? Then please stop bringing these things up every other time you have a chat with me. Uhhhh, what! :omg: What kind of respectable, middle-aged, marred man with wife and kids can bring himself to say 'If you do not ban that poster right now, I am going to write sex stories of me having raunchy romance with his female relatives'? . And you have the barefaced cheek to simply brush that under the carpet? Shame on you! Are you that numb of what is appropriate and inappropriate to say? If I told my mother 'You know what happened mum. Today, some idiot on the internet insulted you.. So i told him that if he doesnt knock it off, i am going to write sex-stories about his mother...Are you proud of that or what..', she'd slap me silly on both these cheeks and disown me for having said such a despicable thing. And having said such a hideous thing, here you're pretending to plump for womens rights in the Burqa thread.. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: But your fascination cant be anywhere near the fascination that I have regarding your stout refusal to ban that dirtbag after what you saw. And whats my age and marital status got to do with what I did in that situation ? Oh brother brother brother.... While you were busy sharpening your sex fantasies that night, do you know what I was doing? Effin Exchanging PMs with our dear-friend THX, arguing with him on YOUR BEHALF In fact, I am going to over-ride a cardinal rule of mine to not make public any sort of private correspondences I have had with other people, and post the PM exchange I had with so that you can exactly see what was going on.. Here's one of the PMs i sent him, on that fateful night of 25th December, 2008. Dear THX_1138, You have received a warning at Indian Cricket Fans. Reason: ------- Dragging in family Put a lid on your abuse of family members... ------- Warnings serve as a reminder to you of the forum's rules, which you are expected to understand and follow. All the best, Indian Cricket Fans the two pence shithead beegan the roll down this slippery slide... i hope he has received a similar threat/warning... either we keep it civil or we shed all illusions of civility, you cant expect a perdition between the two and not have the occasional sparks. besides i am done talking to him for the moment. If you want to take him, take him on alone. Dont drag his family members into this. They've got nothing to do with this. But trust me, one more of this and your next sabbatical will be much longer. You can either treat a Mod warning or a friendly reminder, whichever works for you. give him one of these Mod warning or friendly reminders... So, you can read English say? Do you see the bolded part? What do you think i was doing here? I sent him an ICF warning and explicitly told him that the next time he drags in family members, HE WILL BE BANNED! But hey, you couldnt wait, right :hysterical:
suraj Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 khote how can we all copy paste your post?? oh wait- I just did that by quoting you BB and ram:asleep::hahaha::hahaha:
Sachinism Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 I saw this thread, didn't want to waste my time, so I left
EnterTheVoid Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Oh wow, a classic ***** fest! ICF has been missing some of these
Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 Morris, Looking for your regular dosage of boot dipped in dog poo on your face ? You will most definitely get your wish granted ... just make sure that your chamchas dont step in and save your ass by deleting and editing this thread like they did the last time when your sorry ass got owned in your previous attempt to chew more than it could and was forced to apologize. Decide and let me know before I waste any time on your in-consequential ass because I would like to retain those posts for posterity after all that trouble Dude – did you not get the script? Or did I forgot to include you in the CC? The whole point of this exercise is – I mock you, we all laugh. You reply back with some classic Boss-style stupid stuff.. I use that to mock you even further.. And we all laugh even more. Then we cut to commercial, come back and laugh a little bit more. :yay: Come on, don’t go off script. ICFTV needs this.. Our ratings are flagging by the day.. And we invested millions of dollars last year on HD broadcast. Many livelihoods/jobs depend on this. :(( And stop spamming the inboxes of people hoping to get this thread closed down. At least for a change, show some gumption. Lets see what you got!
SachDan Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Dude – did you not get the script? Or did I forgot to include you in the CC? The whole point of this exercise is – I mock you, we all laugh. You reply back with some classic Boss-style stupid stuff.. I use that to mock you even further.. And we all laugh even more. Then we cut to commercial, come back and laugh a little bit more. :yay: Come on, don’t go off script. ICFTV needs this.. Our ratings are flagging by the day.. And we invested millions of dollars last year on HD broadcast. Many livelihoods/jobs depend on this. :(( And stop spamming the inboxes of people hoping to get this thread closed down. At least for a change, show some gumption. Lets see what you got! And we will continue to laugh at both of you
Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 I know EXACTLY what you want .. morris ... just ensure that the thread stays as is once the dosage begins to arrive ... because last time your chamchas stood up to save your soiled lungi Are you for REAL?:hysterical: Come on dude, I am BEGGING you. Lets get it on. Btw, here's the tranlastion for Boss's line - 'Somebody effin close this thread or i will indulge such third rate-cheap abuse that you will have no option but to close it..' :hysterical::hysterical: Dont worry man - the thread's here now right. Lets start the music.
Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 And we will continue to laugh at both of you Yes, I am perfectly fine with that.
Dravid Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 DUHHH! I said dont 'make things up'. I didnt say 'dont ridicule me'. Your earlier assertion that I said 'All stats in cricket are meaningless' was A LIE, plain and simple and it was about time you gave a clarification. Whats that got to do with me mocking you all time? And seriously, why would anyone with a half-decent interest in satire/sarcasm not mock you? For Pete's sake, you're such an inviting and easy target. For starters, you're completely predictable - All somebody needs to do is in throw in the odd pro-Muslim remark here and there and you'll be there in seconds like a puppy after a bone, piling on your boring lectures about holy books, burqas etc. Its pretty obvious you cannot control yourself when it comes to these rants. :hysterical: Believe it or not, I have a won a couple of $10 bet with my buddies, for correctly predicting that you would make an entrance in a certain threads within the next 30 mins. So, thank you for that.. Long live your paranoia and hysteria! I hope to keep profiting from that for generations to come! If that isnt enough, you a say lot of stupid/dumb things, things can only happen in the fantasy lala-land that I am sure you spend most of your time living in. Of course people are going to have a field day pointing those out. If that isnt bad enough, you come across as a shameless suck-up, often cosying up to people you agree with, forming e-gangs with them. You think anybody here has forgotten the drama you enacted with messers Dada Rocks and Sandtest.. OMG, you guys would post together, quit together, come back together, paint each others' fences..Too bad the e-bond didnt last that long. :hysterical: And then, there's this habit of spamming peoples inboxes like an uncontrolled freak.. it is particularly hilarious when you literally spam the daylights of the mods inboxes, asking them to intervene in threads on the one hand, while shouting your throat hoarse about freedom of speech on the other. And wait - the story goes on.. You exhibit typical 10 year old tendencies - Repeatedly opening threads that have just been closed (I mean who does that?! :hysterical:), giving out tough-guy warnings on the internet! :(WTF). Think of it - Till a while ago, all i had to do was to gently rib you, grab some soda and chips and lay back on the couch and enjoy as your embarrassed yourself with one hideous sexual reference after another! I absolutely wish you kept doing that! :hysterical: So, in summary (phewwww) - you say stupid, inappropriate things.. You're completely predictable.. You act a quarter of your age.. You're pretty much shameless. Why would anyone NOT mock you? Yessir, please give me a specific example of anyone here, who in your opinion is a liberal, saying 'Burning the national flag is equal to freedom of expression'. Or is that another shameless lie you pulled out of the magic hat? Errrm, Anti-stats Nazi is NOT CUTE! Its actually distasteful and hideous! What part of that you DO NOT understand? Uhhhh, what! :omg: What kind of respectable, middle-aged, marred man with wife and kids can bring himself to say 'If you do not ban that poster right now, I am going to write sex stories of me having raunchy romance with his female relatives'? . And you have the barefaced cheek to simply brush that under the carpet? Shame on you! Are you that numb of what is appropriate and inappropriate to say? If I told my mother 'You know what happened mum. Today, some idiot on the internet insulted you.. So i told him that if he doesnt knock it off, i am going to write sex-stories about his mother...Are you proud of that or what..', she'd slap me silly on both these cheeks and disown me for having said such a despicable thing. And having said such a hideous thing, here you're pretending to plump for womens rights in the Burqa thread.. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Oh brother brother brother.... While you were busy sharpening your sex fantasies that night, do you know what I was doing? Effin Exchanging PMs with our dear-friend THX, arguing with him on YOUR BEHALF In fact, I am going to over-ride a cardinal rule of mine to not make public any sort of private correspondences I have had with other people, and post the PM exchange I had with so that you can exactly see what was going on.. Here's one of the PMs i sent him, on that fateful night of 25th December, 2008. So, you can read English say? Do you see the bolded part? What do you think i was doing here? I sent him an ICF warning and explicitly told him that the next time he drags in family members, HE WILL BE BANNED! But hey, you couldnt wait, right :hysterical: BRIX have been shat just by looking at this, forget reading
Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 Damn you finally had a successful implant of balls from a dead pig ? :cantstop: .... but what makes you think that you deserve anything other than being abused when I was talking very cordially before you decided to vomit ? Too difficult to be nice ? Umm, whaat! After all that build-up this is the best you have got? :hysterical: Appetizer was appalling. At least don’t disappoint us with the main course and dessert.
Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 The dude is in "essay writing" mode even when he is trolling :hysterical::hysterical: Now now now.. Stop sucking up to people like this and come up with something new and original, at least for a change. Those essay writing jokes about me are so 2010. For God’s sake dude, we’re already in July 2011!
punjabi_khota Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 but you are the still the same old boring moron with the IQ of a fish that died of sambar poisioning ... just a bunch of whitespace would tickle your peabrain .. throw in a bunch of smilies and you will be rolling on the floor. Southie on Southie action :woot:
Ram Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 but you are the still the same old boring moron with the IQ of a fish that died of sambar poisioning ... just a bunch of whitespace would tickle your peabrain .. throw in a bunch of smilies and you will be rolling on the floor. Ahaahaa.. now we’re talking.. Classic Bossbhai insults! Love it buddy! Keep ‘em coming! I love it though, when you, being a South Indian, use lungi/sambar references and think that’s insulting! How come you’re so unbelievably dumb, dude? :hysterical: I am amazed though – generally by now, you would have spammed the living daylights out of peoples’ inboxes, hoping to force them to intervene, not being able to withstand the sheer volume of your PMs. Too bad it hasn’t worked so far! :hysterical:
Lurker Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Who put this in Jokes section :-s. I visit Jokes section to get my daily dose of laughter, Gaurav 92 does not provide that by the way. Whats with soiled lungi and dead fish with pig balls. What am I supposed to do with those?
The Outsider Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 I haven't been on ICF much over the last week or so and am too drunk to browse through a few hundred posts, but is this thread really necessary regardless it's location in the jokes section?
Lurker Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 I haven't been on ICF much over the last week or so and am too drunk to browse through a few hundred posts' date=' but is [b']this thread really necessary regardless it's location in the jokes section? Yes it is. Prosecutor: BB has falsely alleged that Sriram supported THX and did not do anything against him, liberals going in cahoots with each other. Defendant: Yes indeed. Where is the statistics, errr I mean evidence. Prosecutor: Me Lord, here are the Private messages that were sent out at the mauka-e-waardaat ki raat. Defendant: You are a moron with IQ of a fish dead of poisoned sambhar
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