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Wanted to get a head start coz I can see where the series is headed :smiley: 1. We never played our best bowling attack - 4 man pace battery of Vinay, Mithun, Umesh and Aaron 2. Aaron got injured before the series else Aussies would have been in for some serious chin music 3. Aussies cheated by leaving grass on the surface. We were under the impression grass is only meant for Eng and NZ series 4. Series happened before Laxman's hip replacement else he would have taken apart Aussies 5. It was unfair to play against such a green attack in Siddle, Hilfenhaus and Pattinson so we decided to even it up by gifting the first 2 tests to Aus 6. We wanted to popularize the game of cricket in Aus. If we keep on winning the interest will wane. Judging by how things are going in Eng, it's mission accomplished in Aus as well 7. Team wasn't provided their choice of lunch - butter chicken, chicken tikka, kheer etc. - so they decided to not bat for more than 60 overs in an innings as a sign of protest

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no excuses. india arent good enough. old team, past it. BUT..

6. We wanted to popularize the game of cricket in Aus. If we keep on winning the interest will wane. Judging by how things are going in Eng, it's mission accomplished in Aus as well
this was actually said by one of the BCCI guys after the 4-0 in ingerland "England have been losing for the last 10 years, most of their teams, and at football also. So therefore we're absolutely happy because we want cricket to grow in England." http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/rajeev-shukla-meet-the-smooth-operator-really-running-cricket-2372945.html
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no excuses. india arent good enough. old team, past it. BUT.. this was actually said by one of the BCCI guys after the 4-0 in ingerland "England have been losing for the last 10 years, most of their teams, and at football also. So therefore we're absolutely happy because we want cricket to grow in England." http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/rajeev-shukla-meet-the-smooth-operator-really-running-cricket-2372945.html
I guess then BCCI's plan has been unqualified success. Congrats BCCI! Your plan worked!!! :two_thumbs_up:
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Since this thread is about excuses, here it is: 1. Sreesanth and Dartbhajan not there-So India not able to sledge properly. 2. We are the ODI champs-Who gives a Sh** about Tests. 3. Come to India and play-we will show you. 4. Tendulkar/Dravid/Laxman were all running high temperatures. 5. Gambhir/ Ishant/Kohli were all suffeing from constipation as the Aussie food did not agree with them. 6. Actually Ishant and Zaheer were not fully fit, Aaron was already injured and our main swing bowler, Vinay Koomar was not played. 7. Virendra Sehwag was always having hangover as the Aussie stuff was too strong. 8. Ashwin was homesick as he was not getting enough idli Sambhar. 9. Dhoni was missing his wife and his brain was not functioning properly. 10. Yadav prefers to bowl on flat tracks. He is new and inexperienced. 11. Coach Duncan Fletcher was eating too much-so he was not able to think. 12. The Aussie weather did not suit the Indians. 13. The Indians were practicing for the IPL. 14. DRS was not there. We can have a few more as the series progress.

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Grounds are too big. When the ball nearly reach the boundary Aus batsmen run 3 whereas Laxman can still only run a single.This is clear cheating. We shouldnt tolerate this kind of cheating and return home.Are the Aero planes ready at Sydney airport?

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