Should the Nation's capital be moved to the south?

[Ram]

Brothers, sisters, friends and evil North Indians - Recently, a whole host of Northies have tried to shut down all arguments in the North vs South thread by pointing out the nation's capital is in North India and the Southies have to come begging for money every time they need anything. To address this genuine problem, I would like to propose that the capital of the Indian Republic be moved to the South. I understand that this may look like a entirely partisan suggestion, but bear with me while I try to explain the merits of this move. 1)If the capital is in the south, the any missile launch from China/Pakistan will take longer to reach the target, giving us enough time to intercept the missile using anti-missile technology (developed mostly by, dare I say, South Indians working in DRDO :hatsoff:) 2)If the capital is in the south, then terrorists from Pakistan will have harder time infiltrating and orchestrating terror attacks due to a)language barrier (surely no Pakistani can speak Telugu, Tamil, Kannada or Malayam.. it happens only in the movies.. b)food problem (Pakistanis not a big fan of mysore masala dosa or south indian thali. So they will not eat properly, which will mean they will be hungry and sloppy and we can easily capture them) and c)Appearance problem (southies definitely look and dress different from the Pakistanis) 3)There is nothing in south India for the terrorists to blow-up Think about it, all the major monuments/historical places/financial centres of significance like Taj Mahal, Red Fort, Bombay Stock Exchange are in the North. South is just a collection of Dosa stalls and IT companies. No terrorist of any self-worth would want to blow any of this up. This will automatically solve the terror problem in India. Keeping in mind these genuine geopolitical consideration, I request all Southies, Independent Indians and Patriotic North Indians to vote in favor of this motion. Jai (south) hind! :isalute:

[Sachin=GOD]

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

[Yoda-esque]

Imagine one of these bad guys trying to get to his destination , hailing an auto-rickshaw..he would never get there :cantstop:

[Sachin=GOD]

Add one more option for Canada in the poll :cantstop:

[Lurker]

1)If the capital is in the south' date= the any missile launch from China/Pakistan will take longer to reach the target, giving us enough time to intercept the missile using anti-missile technology (developed mostly by, dare I say, South Indians working in DRDO :hatsoff:)

This may be the deciding reason. Maybe then the Southie "scientists" will finally develop a rocket that wont fall in Arabian Sea.

[Roshanrocks]

:hysterical: 1)If the capital is in the south, the any missile launch from China/Pakistan will take longer to reach the target, giving us enough time to intercept the missile using anti-missile technology

[maniac]

Yes,Kakinada should be our very own Washington DC

[Ram]

4-0 in favor the motion. Icf's riddled with patriotic indians! :isalute:

[Lurker]

Yes' date='Kakinada should be our very own Washington DC[/quote'] No Kakinada. Too many lungis there. Foreigners would wonder why Indian men don jhanda/flags to dress up.

[Ram]

This may be the deciding reason. Maybe then the Southie "scientists" will finally develop a rocket that wont fall in Arabian Sea.

all those missiles QA tested by North Indian :orderorder:

[Zelch]

3)There is nothing in south India for the terrorists to blow-up Think about it, all the major monuments/historical places/financial centres of significance like Taj Mahal, Red Fort, Bombay Stock Exchange are in the North. South is just a collection of Dosa stalls and IT companies. No terrorist of any self-worth would want to blow any of this up. This will automatically solve the terror problem in India. :

:hysterical: Pakis are such visionaries that they have already done a lot of blood shed even in South. You are late...late by 5 years.... Dosa Place : 42 killed 50 injured IT Place: They have been trying to hit IT for a long long time... till now they could do only IISc..where they killed a scientist. Did I derail ur fun thread? :nervous:

[maniac]

I am South Indian and I say No. South will thrive and flourish regardless,so let the centre be in the North and hopefully someday someone will improve their standard of living,then once we are on the same page,we shall think about it :icflove:

[maniac]

No Kakinada. Too many lungis there. Foreigners would wonder why Indian men don jhanda/flags to dress up.

Kakinada which is the 6-7th biggest town in AP is more prosperous na and has a higher level of education than Patna:secret:

[Sarkar]

Make Visakhapatnam capital city of India

[Lurker]

Kakinada which is the 6-7th biggest town in AP is more prosperous na and has a higher level of education than Patna

But not better than Khammam, so there

[seedhi]

Pakis missiles are unique - if they aim it at Chennai, it will fall in Delhi , ... if they aim at Delhi it will fall in Lahore ... so no worries if Delhi is capital

[Desi Cartman]

I support Ram's proposal just to save the environmental. My fav politician (pls check my avatar) has been flying to Delhi every 24 hrs for the last year. If the capital is moved to South then there would be lesser green house emissions.

[Zelig]

Zelig concurs! :agree:

[vvvslaxman]

I want Sir John's opinion on this. Any minnow city?

[vvvslaxman]

Adding to the above points South has some efficient cops like Vijaya kanth, Action king Arjun.