Yoda-esque Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I am tired of Zelig's frequent claims to being Irish. So Lil Z, here is a little test for you that would determine if you are a Mick. If you answer No to 2 questions or more, you aint Irish:not half ,1/10th,1/100th or 1/1000th Zelig's Irish test: - Can you speak Gaelic? - Have you ever been in a bar room brawl or punched somebody in the face and knocked him out? - Have you read "The Picture of Dorian Gray" ? - Are you a Protestant/Catholic ? - Do you believe George Best is the greatest footballer of alll time ? - Do you believe that Maureen O' Hara is the most beautiful woman in the world ? - Have you watched"The Quiet Man" 10 times atleast ? - Can you understand what Enya sings ? -Do you eat Beef n Potato Stew 4 times a week atleast ? - Do you have red hair? - Do you have the Irish lilt in your accent ? Additional questions from ICF-ers are welcome :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuge Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 abe this is not zelungis forum :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Zelungi is as Irish as Shaquille O Neal is. :hehe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Now we are talking... My answer to all your Q's is negative. I am more Indian than Irish :sniffle: But here is something to ponder...My family owns a property in Ireland. We visit Cork once in awhile. I've been there a couple of times only, my dad and brother visit more frequently. As I said on another thread, my great grandma practiced Christianity long after her marriage but raised her kids as Hindus. That's all I gotta say :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda-esque Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 Now we are talking... My answer to all your Q's is negative. I am more Indian than Irish :sniffle: But here is something to ponder...My family owns a property in Ireland. We visit Cork once in awhile. I've been there a couple of times only, my dad and brother visit more frequently. As I said on another thread, my great grandma practiced Christianity long after her marriage but raised her kids as Hindus. That's all I gotta say :bow: Good that you admitted it.. Now be like all other ICF-ers and worship your leprechaun SRT :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crookbond Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Now we are talking... My answer to all your Q's is negative. I am more Indian than Irish :sniffle: But here is something to ponder...My family owns a property in Ireland. We visit Cork once in awhile. I've been there a couple of times only, my dad and brother visit more frequently. As I said on another thread, my great grandma practiced Christianity long after her marriage but raised her kids as Hindus. That's all I gotta say :bow: We do visit our Corks once in a while too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desi Cartman Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 are u white ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 are u white ? :dontknow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir john Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Moustache r irish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 ^ He used to be lily-white when he was a toddler. But once, when his nanny took him to the park in his prom, a stranger stole him and put an Indian kid in his place. Since then he has been brown. :(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I own property in Aurora....does it make me a native Indian??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuge Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 are u white ? are he should be sand ****** :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I own property in Aurora....does it make me a native Indian??? Is your great grandma a native Indian? :hmmm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 are he should be sand ****** :P and you're a ****** :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Is your great grandma a native Indian? :hmmm: Yes she is a native of Kakinada reserve andhrapradesh:--D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Yes she is a native of Kakinada reserve andhrapradesh:--D Smart ar$e Reddy :beee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Smart ar Reddy :beee: I am not Reddy :hitler: PS:To quote Jerry Seinfeld 'Not that there is anything wrong with that' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maniac Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 are u white ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 lol, Why all you peeps after poor Ze Lungi? And question to Ze Lungi, Howz Don Sharma, wasnt he your brother or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelig Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 lol' date=' Why all you peeps after poor Ze Lungi? And question to Ze Lungi, Howz Don Sharma, wasnt he your brother or something?[/quote'] He is still ny brother :--D He got married last year..lil Don Sharma is on its way :icflove: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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