100 test matches for Sehwag - Some quotes to define his journey so far.

[AbhishekS]

Before Virender Sehwag plays his 100th Test Match tomorrow, time to share some awesome quotes by him and on him. ---------------- QUOTES BY SEHWAG: "Yeh bowling kar raha hai ya bheekh maang raha hai? [is he bowling or begging?]" To Pakistan close-in fielders after Shoaib Akhtar's continuous sledging, asking Sehwag to hook. Even Shoaib's team-mates couldn't keep from laughing. Multan, 2003-04 "I was batting on 291 at Chepauk, against South Africa. I told Paul Harris: 'Come round the wicket and first ball I'll hit you for a six.' He accepted my challenge and the very first ball I hit him for a straight six, and there was a long-off, long-on, deep midwicket and a deep point. I was so tired and he was bowling on the pads and I was getting bored. So rather than spending 10-15 minutes to get to the triple-century I gave him good advice." On Paul Harris. Chennai, 2008 "They are bowling into my body, and I'm playing my hook and flick shots to get boundaries. There is no other [effective] way they can bowl to me." On New Zealand bowlers, whom he admitted to feeling sorry for. Hamilton, 2008-09 "Boycott can say what he wants. He once batted the whole day and hit just one four." On Geoff Boycott, who had referred to him as "talented but brainless" "Our bank balance." When asked for 343867th time what was the difference between him and Sachin Tendulkar "It's soft, but that's the way we are." On his decision to withdraw the appeal for mankading against Lahiru Thirimanne. Brisbane, 2011-12 "Ball ka ghar hai boundary, wahan usay pahunchao [The ball lives beyond that boundary, keep sending it there]" In an advert series titled "Sehwag Ke Thande Funde" [sehwag's cool fundas] "In the dressing room they told me I was hitting the good balls too, but if you look at it my way, I hit only the bad ones." On his 284 not out in less than a day. Brabourne Stadium, 2009-10 "No, there is no danger. We are the most dangerous batsmen in the world." To security people in Durban who insisted he and Gautam Gambhir not walk out on their own late in the evening "Obviously when you are on 94, you can get there with just a six." To Paddy Upton and Eric Simons on what advice he gave VVS Laxman when he was on 94. Sehwag was running for the injured Laxman. P Sara Oval, 2010 ----------------- QUOTES ON SEHWAG: "The best way to know how Virender Sehwag's mind works is to sit next to him in the players' balcony when India are batting. Every few minutes he will clutch his head and yell, "Chauka gaya" or "Chhakka gaya". That's his way of expressing disappointment at somebody's failure to take advantage of a ball that he thought deserved to be hit for four or six. That's how he thinks, in fours and sixes." Sourav Ganguly, in a Wisden Asia Cricket piece "Jeremy Snape told me a great story about him while we were working together in the Indian Premier League. Sehwag and Snape were batting for Leicestershire against Middlesex when Abdul Razzaq started reverse-swinging the ball in the way that the Pakistan bowlers do. Sehwag came up to Snape and said: 'We must lose this ball. I have a plan.' Next over, he whacked that ball clean out of the ground, forcing the umpires to pick another from the box that would obviously not reverse straight away. To which Sehwag said: 'We are all right for one hour.' Smart, I say." Shane Warne, in his list of his top 100 cricketers "Just had a bowlers' meeting. The area of the pitch we're supposed to land it on against Sehwag is about two millimetres by two millimetres." Stuart Clark about his preparation before the Super Test "Well, we talked about not playing rash strokes. Of course, he hears me but I'm not sure if he ever listens." Sachin Tendulkar on the advice he gave when Sehwag was on 295 in Multan "It's very frustrating, especially after you have batted the way I did, making it look hard for five hours, and then he comes out and smacks it everywhere." Australia wicketkeeper Tim Paine ponders if his struggle to score 92 off 196 was worth it after watching Sehwag loot 59 off 54 on the same pitch. Mohali, 2010-11 "Sehwag can change the course of a match with the ease of Moses parting the Red Sea." Ian Chappell says Sehwag can put the fear of god in bowlers Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[Old guy]

i have read this at place that cannot be named

[carnish]

i have read this at place that cannot be named

The Loo??

[AbhishekS]

Yeah its from an article from Cricinfo. I have listed some selected quotes out of that article. :) Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[Magneto]

Not many people thought that he'll play a hundred Tests when he started off :--) Great achievement by Viru :hatsoff: Some amazing quotes too :hysterical:

[vamos_rafa]

i have read this at place that cannot be named

Aisa mat karo yaar. Meri company ki site ka naame lene me kya problem hai??

[Old guy]

Aisa mat karo yaar. Meri company ki site ka naame lene me kya problem hai??

i did not read it on cricinfo the site where i did read i thought some poster just collected these quotes and made a thread...my bad :P poster did not quote it.. and did not put link of source :hysterical:(he edited it afterwards i think ) and that site cannot be names :cantstop:

[Crookbond]

Aisa mat karo yaar. Meri company ki site ka naame lene me kya problem hai??

He was doing "something" when he read "your company ki site ka" article. In unrelated news - Do you know his nick name is "Porny"? :D

[Old guy]

He was doing "something" when he read "your company ki site ka" article. In unrelated news - Do you know his nick name is "Porny"? :D

im virgin teenager..if u werent porny at my age then something has to be wrong with u :finger:

[Crookbond]

im virgin teenager..if u werent porny at my age then something has to be wrong with u :finger:

Yea - because the Indian constitution forbids virgin teenagers from watching porn!

[Old guy]

Yea - because the Indian constitution forbids virgin teenagers from watching porn!

but they watch porn @rajya sabha.. im just following our leaders :isalute:

[Crookbond]

but they watch porn @rajya sabha.. im just following our leaders :isalute:

Ah, there you go. Vamos_Rafa the cat or ("tat") is out of the bag/pants. :hysterical:

[velu]

[vamos_rafa]

He was doing "something" when he read "your company ki site ka" article. In unrelated news - Do you know his nick name is "Porny"? :D

Oh.. did not know that Pink world.com is also publishing Sehwag storeis.

[AbhishekS]

i did not read it on cricinfo the site where i did read i thought some poster just collected these quotes and made a thread...my bad :P poster did not quote it.. and did not put link of source :hysterical:(he edited it afterwards i think ) and that site cannot be names :cantstop:

Okay I get it where you read it. You read it on PlanetCricket, didn't you? Well I have posted this entire thing over there too. :) Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

[vayuu1]

You forget the famous one beta beta hota hai baap baap hota hai

[Old guy]

Okay I get it where you read it. You read it on PlanetCricket, didn't you? Well I have posted this entire thing over there too. :) Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

no :giggle: i honestly cannot name that site its against rules :hitler:

[Gunner]

That chucktar quote is epic. Should've shut him up.

[SLICKR392]

im virgin teenager..if u werent porny at my age then something has to be wrong with u :finger:

You're missing a lot..

[panther]

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