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guys, guys: CSK are actually at the top of the points table. Sir Jadeja just made it look like this so all the other IPL teams could get their hopes up.

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The moon was made of green cheese until Sir Jadeja destroyed it. The new one was built specifically for Jadeja to play on and even the new one has lots of craters on it where it was damaged by him. :haha:

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Sir Ravindra Jadeja ‏@SirJadeja

Once Sir Jadeja was celebrating holi in the US.He splashed colors on every building except one, and its now called the white house
I'll be back in #Just5Mins , that's what #SirJadeja and #LordRohitSharma say when they go on the field to bat.
Sir Ravindra Jadeja ‏@SirJadeja Umpire: "No ball" Nehra: "But my feet were inside the line" Umpire: "But your teeth crossed the line"
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Here is an all new set of SRJ jokes, I found them on a website. Enjoy. 1. Lord Jadeja uses the LHC as his bowling machine, because normal machines can't go above 200 km/h 2. Yes Bank has renamed the number 6 (internally) as a Ravindra Jadeja maximum 3. Lord Jadeja can make Ajit Pawar talk about something other than urine 4. The reason Ajay Jadeja was pardoned for match fixing is because he shares a name with Ravindra Jadeja 5. Sachin is delaying his retirement so he can occupy the same dressing room as Sir Jadeja for as long as possible 6. If Jadeja was not in CSK, their team name would be just 'Chennai' 7. Sir Jadeja bowls with his left hand because his right hand is like Shiv's third eye, and would destroy the world if used for bowling 8. The only thing more all-round than Sir Jadeja is a circle 9. Sir Jadeja isn’t concerned with small things like a 99.94 average; he’s going to become the first man to hit 99.94 off a single delivery 10. Sir Jadeja expects to break Murali’s record of 800 test wickets. In a single IPL match 11. Einstein said ‘God does not pay dice’ because he, in his brilliance, knew that Sir Jadeja was God, and Jadeja plays cricket, instead of gambling 12. If Sir Jadeja had played in the Indian team on 2 April 2011, we would have won by 20 wickets 13. If you’re playing against Sir Jadeja, even a T20 match becomes a Test Match – a test of how well you can take crushing defeat 14. Sir Jadeja often gets out LBW because he is God, and God (and hence God’s leg) is everywhere; specifically, in front of the wicket 15. When Sir Jadeja gets out, he’s encouraging the bowlers like our parents used to, when we were babies

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Here is an all new set of SRJ jokes' date=' I found them on a website. Enjoy.[/font'] 1. Lord Jadeja uses the LHC as his bowling machine, because normal machines can't go above 200 km/h 2. Yes Bank has renamed the number 6 (internally) as a Ravindra Jadeja maximum 3. Lord Jadeja can make Ajit Pawar talk about something other than urine 4. The reason Ajay Jadeja was pardoned for match fixing is because he shares a name with Ravindra Jadeja 5. Sachin is delaying his retirement so he can occupy the same dressing room as Sir Jadeja for as long as possible 6. If Jadeja was not in CSK, their team name would be just 'Chennai' 7. Sir Jadeja bowls with his left hand because his right hand is like Shiv's third eye, and would destroy the world if used for bowling 8. The only thing more all-round than Sir Jadeja is a circle 9. Sir Jadeja isn’t concerned with small things like a 99.94 average; he’s going to become the first man to hit 99.94 off a single delivery 10. Sir Jadeja expects to break Murali’s record of 800 test wickets. In a single IPL match 11. Einstein said ‘God does not pay dice’ because he, in his brilliance, knew that Sir Jadeja was God, and Jadeja plays cricket, instead of gambling 12. If Sir Jadeja had played in the Indian team on 2 April 2011, we would have won by 20 wickets 13. If you’re playing against Sir Jadeja, even a T20 match becomes a Test Match – a test of how well you can take crushing defeat 14. Sir Jadeja often gets out LBW because he is God, and God (and hence God’s leg) is everywhere; specifically, in front of the wicket 15. When Sir Jadeja gets out, he’s encouraging the bowlers like our parents used to, when we were babies
lol. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
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