special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 Its coz we are too nice and dont invoke the 'hosts fixing' rule to olympics. Tell us how poofy it is when a 230 pound man comes at 40kph at you and slams into you. You unpadded fat beer-chugging potbellied rugby players have to touch each other and they fall down..... Not to mention, every single hockey player can sucker-punch every single english rugby player for that matter.. your guys dont know how to fight. ours do. We know how tough canucks every time they face England at rugby. 60-70 pts is common. We actually send 2nd or 3rd string teams out just for match experience and we still give you a drubbing. Maybe we should get Canada into test cricket though. Might put up more of a fight then India 2 years ago.
Muloghonto Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 We know how tough canucks every time they face England at rugby. 60-70 pts is common. We actually send 2nd or 3rd string teams out just for match experience and we still give you a drubbing. Maybe we should get Canada into test cricket though. Might put up more of a fight then India 2 years ago. We play rugby ? My entire 20+ years of living here and I've never seen anyone play rugby. Perhaps that is why you beat us- England only beats 1st world nations in sports that the other nations totally dont care about. Like i said kiddo, dont even try. Rugby is for girly men pretending to be tough. For the real tough ones, its ice hockey. India 2 years ago was a minor aberration. 10-4 over the last 22 years, expect that kind of normal service to continue.
special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 We play rugby ? My entire 20+ years of living here and I've never seen anyone play rugby. Perhaps that is why you beat us- England only beats 1st world nations in sports that the other nations totally dont care about. Like i said kiddo, dont even try. Rugby is for girly men pretending to be tough. For the real tough ones, its ice hockey. India 2 years ago was a minor aberration. 10-4 over the last 22 years, expect that kind of normal service to continue. Nobody cares about Ice hockey apart from you canucks and Russia. The Americans have like about the 5th most popular sport and still you struggle to beat them. Every other major ice hockey playing nation has football first as their national sport. Ice hockey is so crap that winning an Olympic medal is considered the pinnacle. Rugby has it's own world cup, and we've won that once and finished runners up two more times. Nah India are back to the 1930's against England. Will be another 5-0 next year. The mental scars are still there for you guys.
adi B Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 yet another thread derailed.... The mods seriously need to do something to stop this. seriously,such amount of derailing is getting common in most of the threads
Muloghonto Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 Nobody cares about Ice hockey apart from you canucks and Russia. The Americans have like about the 5th most popular sport and still you struggle to beat them. Every other major ice hockey playing nation has football first as their national sport. Ice hockey is so crap that winning an Olympic medal is considered the pinnacle. Rugby has it's own world cup, and we've won that once and finished runners up two more times. Nah India are back to the 1930's against England. Will be another 5-0 next year. The mental scars are still there for you guys. The Checz and the Swedes do too but then again, nobody else is manly enough to play hockey with us or the Ruskies.. Certainly not you British babies. As for India being back in the 1930s or not- well like i said, you dont get to say that until you've dominated us for atleast a decade, given that we've owned you for the last two decades.
special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 The Checz and the Swedes do too but then again, nobody else is manly enough to play hockey with us or the Ruskies.. Certainly not you British babies. As for India being back in the 1930s or not- well like i said, you dont get to say that until you've dominated us for atleast a decade, given that we've owned you for the last two decades. It's not the national sport in those two countries. It's not even the national sport in Russia. Canucks only care about ice hockey because they're rubbish at everything else.
Muloghonto Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 It's not the national sport in those two countries. It's not even the national sport in Russia. Canucks only care about ice hockey because they're rubbish at everything else. Irrelevant, since you guys have won NOTHING at your national sport for the last 40 years either. Atleast we've made a point of dominating our national sport on a global level. You brits cant even do that!
special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 Irrelevant' date=' since you guys have won NOTHING at your national sport for the last 40 years either. Atleast we've made a point of dominating our national sport on a global level. You brits cant even do that![/quote'] Nearly all the world play football that's why. Compare Ice Hockey to snooker or darts. That's more a better comparision.
Muloghonto Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 Nearly all the world play football that's why. Compare Ice Hockey to snooker or darts. That's more a better comparision. Again, irrelevant. You cant even dominate your national sport. Our national sport is the toughest sport to play on the planet and FYI, there are still more Russians who play hockey than Canadians. We are a nation of 35 million, they are a nation of 140+ million and hockey is a close second to combined ice sports for professional participation.
special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 Again' date=' irrelevant. You cant even dominate your national sport. Our national sport is the toughest sport to play on the planet and FYI, there are still more Russians who play hockey than Canadians. We are a nation of 35 million, they are a nation of 140+ million and hockey is a close second to combined ice sports for professional participation.[/quote'] You don't dominate either. Russians have overall owned your asses. And that's with just one other country competing with you. We have 10-15 countries at football, who given on anyday could beat one another. We have underachieved at football though, but that's the only sport we really should do better at.
Muloghonto Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 You don't dominate either. Russians have overall owned your asses. False. Everytime we've been allowed to field professional players, we've whipped them. The Summit series too we've whipped them. We didnt get to play our best players in olympics till the late 80s because we are pros and play NHL, while the Soviet 'major general hockey player' gets to play in both, because technically he is a 'red army amatuer on loan'. And that's with just one other country competing with you. We have 10-15 countries at football, who given on anyday could beat one another. We have underachieved at football though, but that's the only sport we really should do better at. You've underachieved in football, cricket, tennis, field hockey, boxing,golf, practically every sport you brits have invented. Because brits suck at sports.
special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 False. Everytime we've been allowed to field professional players, we've whipped them. The Summit series too we've whipped them. We didnt get to play our best players in olympics till the late 80s because we are pros and play NHL, while the Soviet 'major general hockey player' gets to play in both, because technically he is a 'red army amatuer on loan'. You've underachieved in football, cricket, tennis, field hockey, boxing,golf, practically every sport you brits have invented. Because brits suck at sports. Excuses for getting your asses owned to you be the Ruskies. Coming from a canuck Indian this is funny. If you combine Canada/Indias's achievements in sport, it would be miles behind the UK. All the sports you mentioned and I can't think of where a canuck has done anything nevermind suck. With India Field hockey, and there the dutch, Aussies and Pakistani's own you.
Muloghonto Posted June 21, 2013 Posted June 21, 2013 Excuses for getting your asses owned to you be the Ruskies. Not excuses, facts. We sent nobody older than 21 because only our kids could qualify. Check the facts. Now check how many times we've won gold and how many times the Russians have won gold since late 80s when pros were allowed to compete. Coming from a canuck Indian this is funny. If you combine Canada/Indias's achievements in sport, it would be miles behind the UK. All the sports you mentioned and I can't think of where a canuck has done anything nevermind suck. With India Field hockey, and there the dutch, Aussies and Pakistani's own you. We Indians are to field hockey what you english are to cricket: our grandpas used to dominate the sport but now we are mediocre. If you combine Canada and India's achievement, we've kept your collective UK alive from the Nazis. You owe a bit of gratitude for us. While you poms were busy dying like fools, we canucks were feeding you with grain shipments and the indians were trying to liberate your hineys. Your queen exists today because we canucks played a part in saving your lost war. Gratitude, kiddo. Gratitude.
special K Posted June 21, 2013 Author Posted June 21, 2013 Not excuses, facts. We sent nobody older than 21 because only our kids could qualify. Check the facts. Now check how many times we've won gold and how many times the Russians have won gold since late 80s when pros were allowed to compete. We Indians are to field hockey what you english are to cricket: our grandpas used to dominate the sport but now we are mediocre. If you combine Canada and India's achievement, we've kept your collective UK alive from the Nazis. You owe a bit of gratitude for us. While you poms were busy dying like fools, we canucks were feeding you with grain shipments and the indians were trying to liberate your hineys. Your queen exists today because we canucks played a part in saving your lost war. Gratitude, kiddo. Gratitude. Changing the subject to war because you're a joke at sport.
Yoda-esque Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Changing the subject to war because you're a joke at sport. Special K :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Where are you??? Engerland can get all the players from around the world but cannot win a ODI tourney.
Sachin=GOD Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Special K got a special spanking from India so he won't be seen here for a long time....
maniac Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Phesal K remove the vaseline from your hair and apply it some where else today
Muloghonto Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Phesal K remove the vaseline from your hair and apply it some where else today :haha::haha::haha:
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