FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 :om: :om: :om: :om::om: :om: :om: :om::om: :om: :om: :om::om: :om: :om: :om::om: :om: Jai Ho baalak and balikes. Gujjeshwar Maharaj has padhared onto this forum to solve your life problems. Do you have upcoming test results? Do you have family tensions that dont seem to go away? :nervous::nervous::nervous::nervous: Are you constantly worrying if your problems will increase even more than Pishant's hair? Are you tempted to bottle up your stress and then come on this forum and post uselessly like zakk? :hehe: Toh phir, my alternate personality Maharaj Gujjeshwar Baba ( also known as MGB) will provide with you solutions. There is a 100 % guarantee that your tensions will be solved and you will lead a prosperous life ahead. ATTENTION: A fee of 100 milz is required for every time you ask me to solve your problems. PS: If your problems are not solved, toh phir chewtiya kuwe mein jaa ke doob mar. My advice is not wrong, you just did not follow it properly :agree: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: :om: AAO ASK YOUR QUESTIONS
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 How's ur 8th STD class going? Baalak I see a shani entering your 5th house while rahu storms in from the 7th door. You are mentally confused as to what to do in life, as can be seen from your recent username changes, where you go from a detonator to shovel to detonator. I suggest taking two banana leaves, apply some isabgol on it and sit on it for some mental relief. By doing this even shani, which usually stays for seven years, will leave on its own. Jai ho PS-don't forget to give my guru dakshina
JaFanatic Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 How's ur 8th STD class going? is he your school senior :woot:
kubrickian Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Please make sure Pujara doesnt suffer an "injury" before SA series, so we can see how this ATG does in South Africa.
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 Please make sure Pujara doesnt suffer an "injury" before SA series' date=' so we can see how this ATG does in South Africa. [/quote'] Baalak, your shani has been working for past 7 years and now it's tired. Even the worst cursing mechanism we have to offer is fed up with dhobi worshippers. For you, I suggest a 2-day nonstop YouTube adventure of FTB Dhobi's videos to bring some peace and prosperity in your life Ayushman bhavva, donations of 100 milz will be appreciated
Detonator Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Baalak I see a shani entering your 5th house while rahu storms in from the 7th door. You are mentally confused as to what to do in life, as can be seen from your recent username changes, where you go from a detonator to shovel to detonator. I suggest taking two banana leaves, apply some isabgol on it and sit on it for some mental relief. By doing this even shani, which usually stays for seven years, will leave on its own. Jai ho PS-don't forget to give my guru dakshina isabgol ? Mental relief or bowel relief :vroam: ur Guru dhakshina :toilet:
kubrickian Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Baalak, your shani has been working for past 7 years and now it's tired. Even the worst cursing mechanism we have to offer is fed up with dhobi worshippers. For you, I suggest a 2-day nonstop YouTube adventure of FTB Dhobi's videos to bring some peace and prosperity in your life Ayushman bhavva, donations of 100 milz will be appreciated Babaji, I suspect you will take permanent vanvas after watching SA series. Best of luck.
adi B Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 kaise kaise thread ban rahe hai aaj kal :haha: anyway i am off
Detonator Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 is he your school senior :woot: You will be buried. :diablo: :giggle: and you too
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 isabgol ? Mental relief or bowel relief :vroam: ur Guru dhakshina :toilet: Baba's advice not followed=Instant mrityu :wizard:
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 Babaji' date=' I suspect you will take permanent vanvas after watching SA series. Best of luck.[/quote'] Baalik, the future is bleak. Watch those videos for your own sake. You might not make it to the SA your anyways if Dhobi's injuries keep coming like this :nervous:
Sachin=GOD Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 @Mods - move this thread and ChePu to jokes section :good:
Detonator Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Baba's advice not followed=Instant mrityu :wizard: Believe in Witch doctor :hahaha:
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 @Mods - move this thread and ChePu to jokes section :good: any discussion involving sachin these days is the real joke :hehe:
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 Believe in Witch doctor :hahaha: shani is coming after you beta, sambhal warna :wizard:
Detonator Posted July 3, 2013 Posted July 3, 2013 don't even dare :bandit: Cook is already on his way to bury God's test records :om:
FischerTal Posted July 3, 2013 Author Posted July 3, 2013 Cook is already on his way to bury God's test records :om: kallis will take care of the test centuries record as Goddy hasnt scored one in a long time
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