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Delhi Assembly Elections 2015 Thread


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Delhi Assembly Elections 2015 Thread  

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Arvind Kejriwal occupies the Delhi CM’s office citing internal survey results, challenges BJP to arrest him:Faking news :hysterical:

ARNAB: Mr. Kejriwal, the nation wants to know how can you do such a thing? Is the CM’s chair a security guard’s cabin that you can just enter and start working immediately ? Kejriwal : I have not just assumed office without any base. We did an internal survey which gave us 51 out of the 70 seats. Iss survey ki jaanch hamare internal Lokpal Admiral Ramdas ne karke humein clean chit de dii hai aur Junta bhi hamare iss faisle se bahut khush hai. ARNAB : Mr. Kejriwal, do you think the elections are being held as a joke and you are above the constitution of this country ? Kejriwal : Mein ek aam aadmi hun jii (Shows his cap as a proof), Meri koi aukaat nahi hai. Important ye nahi hai ki Kejriwal CM bane, important ye hai ki Delhi ko Ek imaandaar sarkaar mile. *starts singing*: Insaan ka insaan se ho bhaichaara, yahi paigaam hamara… Yahi Paigaam hamara!
Read the full version, its hilarious http://goo.gl/sskzKU
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How is Yogendra Yadav so confident of 50 seats?? He is smug as a bug
This is more or less how Yoggie Yadav's opinion polls go: AAP worker calls a civilian. AAP Worker: Kya aap AAP ko vote denge? Civilian: Haan, hum aap hi ko vote denge. (Cut) Ban gaya opinion poll. :cantstop:
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yes and NDTV projecting like AAP has already won
Is it? I only saw the part where they showed the first voter at a polling station go in to vote. Really old man, said he is a BJP/RSS supporter for 40 years and will vote for them.
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Thanks. Don't know which channel to stream. :sniffle: I'd normally watch India TV, but the sheer quantity of ads on that channel are unbearable.
Isn't NDTV available online? I am using Dish World, so have NDTV, TimesNow, etc. I prefer watching NDTV despite the biased coverage. TimesNow is just noise pollution. Haven't yet checked out TV18 though it is available.
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Isn't NDTV available online? I am using Dish World' date=' so have NDTV, TimesNow, etc. I prefer watching NDTV despite the biased coverage. TimesNow is just noise pollution. Haven't yet checked out TV18 though it is available.[/quote'] I'll let the schadenfreude factor decide. Maybe Headlines Today. Maybe Ar-knob.
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