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China is brilliant in the olympics....They use the same person for every event and still win a lot of medals.

 

From-Twitter

 

 

I Dropped my Laptop in the ocean....now there is A "Dell" Rolling in the deep

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I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like? It was born 15 minutes ago,it looks like a Potato.

 

People in sleeping bags are soft Tacos in the bear world

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From Facebook

 

When my Wife falls asleep in a public place ,I shake her a little and yel "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME".....People always clap when she wakes up.

 

I have been so stressed recently...I have been doing that Chinese thing  with the needles......You know Heroin

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