Holysmoke Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 What do you call: A mad Bengali? ---- In Sen. A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? ---- Kalidas Guha. A Bengali mobster? -----Rob-in Gang-uli. A perfumed Bengali? ----Chandan Dass A Bengali goldsmith? ---- Shonar Bong-la. What's bigger than the state of Bengal ? --- The Bay of Bengal . An angry Bengali letter?--- Chitti-Chitti Bong Bong. A talkative Bengali?---Bulbul Chatterjee. An outlawed Bengali? --- Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee. An enlightened Bengali? ---- Jyoti Basu. A stupid Bengali girl? --- Balika Buddhu. A Bengali marriage? --- Bedding. What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? --- Mr. Ghoosh. What does a ghati call a burping Bong? ---- Mukhopadhaya. How does the Bong learn the alphabet?--- -A for Orange , B for Begetable... . How does a Bong relax in the evening? ---- He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Breej. What does a Bong with a broken heart say?--- "My hurt is hearting" And finally, What do you call a Bengali who works? ---- A work of fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adi B Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 total chudap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganeshran Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 What do you call: A mad Bengali? ---- In Sen. A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? ---- Kalidas Guha. A Bengali mobster? -----Rob-in Gang-uli. A perfumed Bengali? ----Chandan Dass A Bengali goldsmith? ---- Shonar Bong-la. What's bigger than the state of Bengal ? --- The Bay of Bengal . An angry Bengali letter?--- Chitti-Chitti Bong Bong. A talkative Bengali?---Bulbul Chatterjee. An outlawed Bengali? --- Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee. An enlightened Bengali? ---- Jyoti Basu. A stupid Bengali girl? --- Balika Buddhu. A Bengali marriage? --- Bedding. What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? --- Mr. Ghoosh. What does a ghati call a burping Bong? ---- Mukhopadhaya. How does the Bong learn the alphabet?--- -A for Orange , B for Begetable... . How does a Bong relax in the evening? ---- He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Breej. What does a Bong with a broken heart say?--- "My hurt is hearting" And finally, What do you call a Bengali who works? ---- A work of fiction :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laaloo Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 This is so random and yet so funny :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FischerTal Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Bruce Lee ki Gujarati behen ka naam kya Hain? Rot-Li :phehehe: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakat Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Strategy Chatterjee Sent from my prosthetic in-body mobile device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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