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Everyone should be aware of their choking formulas from last year's ipl. Dhoni is feeling fresh and is alredy pumped up after setting up a brutal draw in 3rd test against New Zeland. Chennai will have immense success from that. Rahman's presence in oscar has motivated the whole tamil nadu reagion to choke with great power this time around. Jai ho will be the choking slogan. And Long may the slogan live for the fans of Chennai.

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Oy! Rahman's win inspired them to win. :P Not choke. We'll see mate. Delhi 'Daredevils' (:pray: No Anti-Sehwag/Gambhir ) will probably reach the SF again this time around, and instead of getting royally whopped like last time, they'll forfeit after watching this man walk on out on the field, for the field itself is a servant of God: jdqwntacgaf.jpg

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Everyone should be aware of their choking formulas from last year's ipl. Dhoni is feeling fresh and is alredy pumped up after setting up a brutal draw in 3rd test against New Zeland. Chennai will have immense success from that. ============================== In terms of Captaincy skills, Dhoni is about 10 times better than Sehwag. last year, Sehwag had a brain stroke and opted for a stupid bowling change( i think shoaib malik) in the most crucial last overs and lost the game to Chennai. of course, it is too much to expect Sehwag to use anything properly other than 'hand -eye ' coordination. his brain must be the most unused among the indian cricketers! his captaincy skills were quite evident in the 2nd test against NZ. He did everything in his capacity to lose the test. apart from throwing away his wicket twice to "brain dead" strokes, his field setting and bowling changes were among the worst by an indian captain in years.i pity Delhi Daredevils for having Sehwag lead them! they can better buy lottery tickets, they wud have a better chance of winning than expecting a win in IPL:hysterical: Glenn McGrath is almost a spent force,just surviving by his old reputation.their batting is top heavy and bowling is going to be torn in to shreds! let us see what is in store for the Devils!
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U guyz keep mentioning Viru's captaincy skills' date='the thing u tend to forget are his batting skills.He is gonna b the best batsman in this edition of IPL.[/quote'] Ofcourse his batting will rock, and that's good :thumbs_up: In fact, I hope he does a good job as captain too. Just like the IPL is a circus, these threads are also tamasha threads. Just for fun, the IPL teams' bashing has started - thats all :hitler:
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Guest Hiten.
Dilli diddlydevils is captained by Sehwag and his captaincy skills suck - that in itself means they are goners :dance:
Why are you in this part of the forum ? I thought IPL was all about mocking the game of cricket. Hypocrite much ? :hysterical:
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There is not a single Chennai player in the CSK squad that is feared by the opposition. :bawling: Here is the composition of CSK - - Led by a Jharkhandi - Batting opened by antipodes - Explosive number 3 is from JK/UP - Middle order comprises a Saffie, Lankan and the token Chennaite (who at times gets shafted and drops to 7 :hysterical:) - All rounder department filled by an Englishman and a Kiwi - Keeper is a gujuboy - Bowling led by a Saffie and Lankan CSK should be renamed Miscellaneous Super Kings :cantstop:

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There is not a single Chennai player in the CSK squad that is feared by the opposition. :bawling: Here is the composition of CSK - - Led by a Jharkhandi - Batting opened by antipodes - Explosive number 3 is from JK/UP - Middle order comprises a Saffie, Lankan and the token Chennaite (who at times gets shafted and drops to 7 :hysterical:) - Keeper is a gujuboy - Bowling led by a Saffie and Lankan CSK should be renamed Miscellaneous Super Kings :cantstop:
so, why not play your Delhi Ranji team then for IPL and get relegated to Plate league All Delhities can play btw, your captain itself is not from Delhi, but from some town/village
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so, why not play your Delhi Ranji team then for IPL and get relegated to Plate league All Delhities can play
We wanted to give poor Chennaites like KKD and Yo Mahesh a chance given Miscellaneous SuperKings aversion to Chennai cricketers. :bawling: :yay:
btw' date=' your captain itself is not from Delhi, but from some village[/quote'] It's in the NCR region silly.:cantstop:
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We wanted to give poor Chennaites like KKD and Yo Mahesh a chance given Miscellaneous SuperKings aversion to Chennai cricketers. :bawling: :yay: :
The players dropped by Chennai have enough potential to play in ur team, almost right thru all matches last time!Yo Mahesh picked a bagful of wickets last time. Ur coach himself is from Chennai, says so much about the abundant availability of talent in Delhi:haha: the biggest advantage of Chennai's domestic cricketers is the fact that together they can punch more weight than the sum of their individual abilities. Badri and Vijay are XLNT fielders who can adapt themselves as per the team' situation and bat accordingly. if u have forgotten, Balaji took the first hat trick in IPL, on his come back! Murali is as close to a chennaite as one can get, he is of 100% tamil origin and son in law of chennai. if u have noticed, TN had been performing way better than Poor delhi in the domestic ranji trophy, Vijay hazare trophy (50 overs ) and virtually miles ahead of Delhi. but IPL rules are different and v have to play accordingly.any way, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, last year was clearly decisive, this year let us wait and watch!:two_thumbs_up:
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